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luckywolfsbane · 1 hour
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everyday I pray Zillow makes a comment section
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ohmahgah a shade
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luckywolfsbane · 21 hours
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when the autism is being an actual mental health problem instead of making me obsess over fictional characters again:
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luckywolfsbane · 2 days
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I cropped out the gloom hands cause I wanted this link as a background but you know, less scary.
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luckywolfsbane · 2 days
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Thank you, Apollo, for non-drowsy nausea medication. Ik you're not directly responsible, but this shit is so effective that it must have been blessed by either you or your son, Asclepius. I swear to fuck.
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Kids sometimes I swear 😭😭
I get it. I mean, sometimes kids just say the strangest things. Like my niece. She's said some strange things. Usually adorable, often alarming in the best possible way.
Recently, she's taken up saying, "My name is Loralei, and I have/am __." It's always deadpan. But she's so funny with it. The first time, she just said, "I have a family." But family was said in the same way Stitch says it? It was great.
Luckyyyyyyy I got some alcohol prep pads and cotton swabs and Neosporin and also Dino bandaids because I'm being so brave and I wanted them and I couldn't find bluey fabric bandids
I'm so proud of you! You ARE being so brave. Good work!!! I saw the dino bandaids. Welly is a great choice! Also, they are very cute 💚
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luckywolfsbane · 2 days
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things i’ll not call you a whore for:
sexual activity
how you dress
things i’ll call you a whore for:
stealing my food 
stealing my lemons
my cat likes you more than me
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That's the truth! /pov Little ones find ways of getting hurt even when you think they won't. They're talented that way /lh
I'm glad you restocked. You need them, too. 💚💚
Luckyyyyyyy I got some alcohol prep pads and cotton swabs and Neosporin and also Dino bandaids because I'm being so brave and I wanted them and I couldn't find bluey fabric bandids
I'm so proud of you! You ARE being so brave. Good work!!! I saw the dino bandaids. Welly is a great choice! Also, they are very cute 💚
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You're so good. Genuinely, I'm smiling bc you have this sweet, sunny energy. You're doing amazing. And I love the blue paw print ones, too. They're very cute 💚💚
Luckyyyyyyy I got some alcohol prep pads and cotton swabs and Neosporin and also Dino bandaids because I'm being so brave and I wanted them and I couldn't find bluey fabric bandids
I'm so proud of you! You ARE being so brave. Good work!!! I saw the dino bandaids. Welly is a great choice! Also, they are very cute 💚
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luckywolfsbane · 2 days
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struggled
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luckywolfsbane · 2 days
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ACK Mom assalted me. I'm being serious with that spelling. It's a family joke. She threw a handful of salt at me. Little shit threw my GOOD Himalayan pink salt at me. I was in my bed. I have salt in my bed. Maamaaaaa!!
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luckywolfsbane · 2 days
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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luckywolfsbane · 2 days
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I’m so emotional about dinosaur stuffed animals,,, there are these creatures, extinct long before any of us were alive, but we found their bones and their eggs and their footprints. And we made drawings and models of what they could’ve looked like. And we made them into stuffed animals so we could hold them. We made them soft so we could love them. I’m sobbing
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Luckyyyyyyy I got some alcohol prep pads and cotton swabs and Neosporin and also Dino bandaids because I'm being so brave and I wanted them and I couldn't find bluey fabric bandids
I'm so proud of you! You ARE being so brave. Good work!!! I saw the dino bandaids. Welly is a great choice! Also, they are very cute 💚
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luckywolfsbane · 3 days
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the pot was empty anyway
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luckywolfsbane · 3 days
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They have a situation…
I barely draw them so I decided to finally give them the attention they deserve, expect they have a little problem. Good luck with that!
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