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Dan who, for some reason, ended up in the DC universe after having his timeline erased and bolting so he could then return to fuck shit up for his past (is it even his past self anymore, after having his timeline erased? Is he still Danny?) self: I'm going to destroy everything.
Martha and Jonathan Kent: Simply exists and shows him kindness.
Dan:
Dan a moment later: You know what? I can hold off on that for a while.
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Martha and Jonathan Kent: We really want a child.
Clockwork, who really shouldn't be looking at this timeline and sticking to his own and stop being such a nosy bitch: I can help with that!
Martha and Jonathan Kent looking at this gigantic, walking tank of a man who looks like he needs help: Is kind to him
Martha and Jonathan Kent literally a week later: So we accidentally adopted an adult but I don't think he knows that yet.
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Dan a good few years later, hasn't aged a day but nobody really talks about it, currently sipping some milk minding his own business:
A crash echoed as the Kent's go and check it out. Dan is debating if he should sit still or bolt out of the door too.
Martha and Jonathan: So, how do you feel about a new sibling?
Dan: I don't have any siblings.
The Kents, holding up a baby Clark: Well you do now!
Later Dan cries after finally realizing that he's been adopted despite living with these people for years.
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Danny shows up in Gotham, punches Bruce Wayne in the face, cusses at him in Esperanto and leaves with no explanation.
Bruce is extremely confused by the mini Jason look alike and weird language that he didn't understand.
Danny was jokingly dared by Tucker and Sam to punch Brucie Wayne and cuss at him in Esperanto. He got his fifty bucks and a pack of like and vinegar chips so he's happy.
The media is having a field day about Brucie Wayne having a new kid/family drama
The kids are laughing at Bruce and making bets on how long until new sibling is acquired.
Alfred is quietly getting a room ready
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Being a middle schooler is so hard. Everything is embarrassing
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A fanfic idea:
Bruce was able to rescue Jason before he died, and after this experience, Jason stopped being Robin.
He became afterwards the golden child, he goes to college (with a scholarship), helps out in the city library, teaches children (helps with their homeworks and helps them to study), works part time in a car garage in crime alley, and is a supportive brother.
And it pisses his siblings off.
Because there has to be something fishy because no one, really no one, is that perfect.
And there is something fishy.
He is also Red Hood.
No one knows, and the vigilantes never talk to Jason about "the family business" because he needs to concentrate on his studies and other stuff.
So imagine, Batmans suprise when the JL was able to catch Red Hood.
Someone takes Jasons helmet off in front of Batman, Nightwing, and other members
And Jason, who wears also a domino mask, doesn't look Batman in the face even as he says :
"Hey Dad. I can explain."
And Dick loses his shit, he laughs so hard because, Jason, The golden child, the one who gave up on being a vigilante, who reads to children in the library, is a goddamn crimelord.
Bruce just stands there frozen because wtf Jason?!
And Dick takes selfies with Jason being tied up and calles the other Batkids in because they should definitely not be left out of it.
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duke: do you ever worry about tim?
steph: i just saw him eat a bag of takis, shotgun a redbull, and pass out for 19 hours straight, i think god worries about tim
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[after Bruce asks them to start making money]
Damian, carrying a painting: Where can I get this appraised?
Dick and Steph: *pull up in a sports car*
Dick: Quick, we gotta get the plates off.
Steph: Open the garage, let's go.
Jason: Hey guys, don't wait up. I'm working late tonight.
Jason: *puts on a ski mask*
Tim and Cass: *breaking open a safe*
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tim: i think i can hear colors
duke: okay tim
tim: and taste lies
steph:...okay tim...
tim: i think... i'm the duck king?
jason: i think putting timmers on decaf was a bad idea
tim: im on decaf??!
dick: no, shh
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DPXDC prompt #23
The Fentons used to he members of the LoA, but to get out unscathed they were forced to sign a marriage contract between Damian Wayne and their second child, Danyal Fenton.
To build a strong union, Damian usually visit his Beloved three times a month, and Danyal was raised in the League for 7 years.
Now they both are 16 and the contract must be fulfilled since they used magic to enforce it, too bad the rest of the batfamily is only finding out about the bonding three months after they married.
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TC DP idea
I need there to be a Danny Phantom True Crime fic from an outsider POV. like Vlad died and they're investigating and they end up finding out about his contact with Danny. I'm imagining deaged Ellie and the suspicions around that especially if we also have deaged Dan who is literally a fusion of Vlad and Danny. Every single person they have talked to definitely is like if anyone killed Vlad it'd be Danny but also being like it probably be justified, which brings up so many questions for the police.
Danny lets these two police officers into his home into a house that's fully funded by vlads money after he's put down Dan and Elle for a nap. Danny is being so dodgy about his whereabouts but also fully not being shy about thinking that vlad got himself killed by doing something stupid. I also think it'd be very funny if they try and persuade Danny to tell them more by saying that they'll help set him up with some sort of financial compensation or job because his income to them has died but then Danny reveals that he probably gets everything in the will.
I also think it'd be very funny if Vlad isn't actually fully dead like he ends up getting Resurrected and it gets even weirder. If Danny and Vlad end up talking in front of people they are fully fighting Vlad is being all weird and Danny is actively like I wish you were actually dead. Everything either of them is saying is not helping the idea that Danny actively tried to kill Vlad.
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Favorite
Jason:Everyone knows demon brats favorite sibling is Golden Boy
Tim: it's kind of obvious
Dick: hey Damien who's your favorite
Damian: Stephanie
Dick:What
Tim: this was unexpected
Jason: why is she your favorite demon brat
Damian: she turns the other way when I get a new animal and sometimes even helps.
Stephanie: I don't live here, I don't have to deal with it.
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"I took the thin concept of your 'NA NA NA' number and added some real content."
("I was contented before.")
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damian: why'd you shoot that man? i think he's dead
jason: he was pulling out his weapon
damian: what are you, a cop?
jason on the verge of tears: i'm so proud of you, but never compare me to a cop again
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