*crouches to go into stealth*

the cracking of my knees alerts the guards, I am immediately killed

aaaaa omg a coworker just came to my desk like "oh, you changed your name? me too, look!--" and pointed out her badge and then her ringless hand and gleefully announced, "divorce!!" and we exchanged congratulations and fist bumped djdnsnjs best interaction of my entire transition

Germany got done dirty

So no Cha Cha Cha?

käärijä is the people’s princess and loreen is charles idc

europe during the performances:

europe during the voting:

finland was robbed

We're not inviting Russia because they're terrible violent colonizers >:( anyways our twelve points go to Israel

united by music? no, united by hatred for the jury vote

The public vote is going to give the fucking jury whiplash just you wait cunts

The amount of f**ks I give about the jury votes

THE CROWD IS SPEAKING.... CHA CHA CHA

you just know graham norton is dying inside because he can’t sarcastically tell the countries to shut up and give their points already

You don’t understand I ADORE the genre diversity in Eurovision, this is the only place we can seriously pit a heavy metal/screamo song against folk-hiphop against acoustic ballad and not know at all what comes out on top it’s so beautiful

I love Eurovision x