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I get enough exercise just by pushing my luck
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when you're scrolling through tumblr and you suddenly think of something to post or Google or whatever but you keep scrolling coz you can't stop and then you realise oh shit I forgot what i was gonna do so you have to scroll back to where you were when the thought™ occured even if the post was completely unrelated because doing this somehow magically summons your memories
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You know those weird horizontal pupils that goats have?…. they get a lot weirder.
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STUMP… My Squire-Boy STUMP!
Get your Writhing Flesh Over HERE and Fix The Weak Woter-Jets In My
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オレはいま ちょっとダラシナイかっこうできゅうけい中です
I'm now chilling with a sloppy style
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“Dad, why aren’t we allowed to go outside?” your daughter asks one day. But she already knows. There is no outside anymore.
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bought a hoodie that amusingly has the coordinates for tokyo on it so when aliens abduct me they’ll think it’s like when a dog has an address on its collar and drop me off in tokyo when they’re done fucking me
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Sandra the Orangutan started washing her hands after observing her caretakers doing it.
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