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London Calling
One of my fave pieces from my Lemon & Tangerine zine last year (cropped version)!
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Film Friday: Bullet Train
I've been missing a few Film Fridays lately, partially because mental health has just kinda been like that and partially because I've been struggling with a slightly more meaty analysis that my brain just won't let me figure out properly. As such, I'm going to get into the swing of things again with a movie that is pretty stupid, and I say that with all possible love and admiration.
Ladybug isn't really comfortable with the title of hitman anymore, he's trying out a more harmonic life, but even so he does find it in himself to undertake what should by all accounts be a simple last-minute job. Board the eponymous train, grab a suitcase, and get off at the next station. Oh, were it only so easy. Turns out said bullet train is flush with kooky assassins and hitmen who are either out for the suitcase, the lives of one or more of each other, or have larger and more ominous designs.
There's Ladybug, of course, the quirky pair of British wetworks men Lemon and Tangerine out to escort a drugged-out VIP and a suitcase full of money, notorious and sneaky The Hornet who's skulking about somewhere, the megalomaniacal but brilliant Prince playing a larger game with the life of desperate father Kimura's child as ante, as well as the hot-headed Wolf who is out for vengeance and a paycheck, but mostly the vengeance thing. It's quite the web of coincidences, interferences, and merry chaos as these murderers navigate the crowded train.
It's chaotic, but one throughline that honestly makes the constant shifting priorities and allegiances of Ladybug and the other hitmen work is that it's all a job to them, a very messy job that may or may not be arranged by a Russian usurper of the Yakuza crime syndicate known as White Death, but still a job. Whenever it's expedient for our heroes and antiheroes to not kill each other, they'll show professional courtesy to each other, bantering in that "a little bit too cool" stylized way that's second nature to Hollywood assassins.
What sets the banter apart, though, is a distinct sense of humor. Lemon, much to Tangerine's annoyance, has a theory of human personalities and moral character based on Thomas The Tank Engine. Ladybug has luck that fluctuates wildly between being impossibly good and impossibly bad, and he has a problem with remembering faces which makes some of the networking with his fellow killers challenging. Wolf's role in the movie is short in a way that feels darkly comedic yet apt, and I was surprised to learn this was, in fact, a cameo from musician Bad Bunny (listen, I'm old, ok?)
It's all breezy fun. The movie takes itself about as seriously as any movie that features a Japanese-language cover of "Holding Out For A Hero" in a moment of high drama, but that's fine, the movie expects you to chuckle along, knowing full well it has your heart in a vise by the third cover of "I'm forever blowing bubbles." Not a joke by the way, the few moments that Bullet Train allows itself to express emotion more complex than "holy shit" and/or laughter, it's acted well enough and with enough genuine skill that it actually gets to me a fair bit.
It'd be an act of overstatement to call Bullet Train all that deep, but it adds up to more than the sum of its parts. It ends up saying some fun things about fate. I wouldn't exactly cite it in a philosophy paper or anything of the sort, it is fun to sit at the end of the "Michael Shannon plays Russian roulette in an oni mask to look badass" movie and go "You're right movie, maybe human misery DOES come from the hubris of believing ourselves to be masters over fate." I don't know, it's just nice for a crowd-pleasing action movie to go out on a note of what seems like a genuinely held belief and not "welp that happened" glibness. It reminds me a bit of Mr. and Mrs. Smith like that, a movie I'll probably end up talking about here one of these days.
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do you think tangerine would be like secretly ticklish because i think if he was and someone ahem. ladybug buzzed him on the sides from behind he’d just whip round and fucking crack him square on the nose
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do you think tangerine would be like secretly ticklish because i think if he was and someone ahem. ladybug buzzed him on the sides from behind he’d just whip round and fucking crack him square on the nose
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I kiss you with tongue and as that happens I slide an ibuprofen in your mouth since you have a headache
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i feel like they both would suck ass at getting each other gifts for like their birthdays LMAOOO
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drew this while listening to Frozen II soundtrack
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ur favorite local fruit absolutely DESPISES honeypot missions 🍯🍯🍯
i missed the first few days of tangbug week but here’s my attempt at day #1 😌✨
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do you think tangerine has other tattoos we do not get to see on screen? (ie legs, chest, upper arms, etc)
if so, what?
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── KINKTOBER DAY ONE
dry humping w/ simon ‘ghost’ riley — afab!reader
NSFW ✩ MINORS DNI
KINKTOBER MASTERLIST ✩ GENERAL MASTERLIST
simon’s hand had cupped your mouth to keep you quiet. you were being so very loud when you shouldn’t be. the walls on base were thin, too thin, but you needed him so desperately. and anytime your eyes widened and your lips pouted he couldn’t deny you. not when you asked for it so nicely.
but it was far too much of a risk to stuff your cunt full of his cock so he opted for the next best thing.
“need you to be quiet.”
your eyes widened, almost as if begging him to understand that you couldn’t. even if you tried. your hips rolled down onto his, his heavy and hard cock rutting against your swollen and sensitive clit each time but the barrier of clothing had your thighs trembling with anticipation and frustration.
your teeth gently nipped at his palm and his hand instantly removed from around your mouth. simon’s voice was strained, rough and thick as he fought against the pleasure that was threatening to consume him, “what is it, love?”
you huffed out in annoyance, “need more.”
simon smirked under his balaclava, his fingers moving to grip at your waist, “you’re being greedy.”
you rolled yourself down hard against his cock and simon let out a soft hiss, his head hanging forward as he watched you grind your cunt down onto him. you were so warm, so soft.
“please, sir.”
“you’re playing dirty.” he growled out softly, pushing his cock against you harder, “fuck.”
his gloved hands move to grab at the plump part of your thighs, parting your legs to press you against him. you could feel the entirety of his cock against your puffy folds and those soft little squeals of pleasure that he loved so much started to tumble out of your lips.
it wasn’t long before your body tensed up in his arms, your face tucked into his neck as your thighs tried to close around him. he kept your thighs apart as he gave a few final thrust against your cunt, his sticky come coating the inside of his boxers.
you were breathless as you looked down at him, frowning softly at the wet patch on his jeans, “wish you would’ve done it in my mouth.”
“fuck.”
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