They just took some Nighttime Ecstasy

Why can't you accept that she might be living a good, honest life? That she's an attentive partner and a good mom?

Because I wanted that mom. I wanted the mom who made me afternoon snacks instead of telling me to look for loose fries in the third kitchen freezer. Why does [baby name] get that mom? If Hallariel Seacaster has truly changed then that means she was always capable of change but I just wasn't worth changing for.

Fabian Seacaster, going home from college a few years from now to find a warm and attentive home he never had

“zara kept me engaged, and not just because she’s a hot goth.”

“attractive bard teacher.”

emily axford is speaking through fig for sapphics everywhere and i thank her for that.

Kass has officially cut her hair off and has entered her hot, androgyny era. Which has been my plan since conceiving her 5 years ago <3

Hey check it out! I found some (clearly unused) concept work from way before Campaign 3 even premiered. I don't think I even turned these in.

What do you think is going on in no. 2? Is it supposed to be a guillotine, maybe? Was that my thought process? If so, I like it. I demand credit for that idea, i think it's fun.

Oh my god I just had a thought- I legit did not know about Laudna's history before it came out in the game. The noose is... spooky, right? I think I was just going for horror stuff lol.

Praying Oisin isn't Actually Terrible, but he is blue, and KVX Bank recently changed their logo from red to blue.

Molly in Critical Role’s Molly shirt! 💜

Woahhh

(From the dropout discord- next FHJY episode is gonna be LONG!)

a while back i saw a picture @mllekurtz took in the gardens of Villa Taranto and really wanted to do a little study of it. then inserting everyone's favorite wizards into the potential picture was suggested, so naturally i no longer had any other choice but to go through with it. it truly looked like a dreamy garden somewhere in Exandria and the wizards fit in too well 🤌

tip jar!

em getting that bobby dawn is her mum’s toxic nightmare grooming ex just from “does fig know bobby dawn is teaching at the school?” god she’s so!!

How long do you think it took for Sandra Lynn to tell Jawbone that Bobby Dawn was the one who ruined her life. How many times did he complain until she broke down crying because she thought she had escaped him. But she hasn't. He had wormed his way back into her life once more, and was trying to do to her daughters what he did to her.

*restraining the other contents of the episode in a closet behind me* haha anyway. Sandra Lynn and Sklonda are best friends you guys, they go out for drinks. She's told her about her tragic backstory. They talk about their kids. They're besties

Big horsie

Kristen meeting up with her parents in Krom's Diner is funny to me because it conjures the image of Sandra Lynn, Jawbone, and Lydia watching through a Mordred window with binoculars making sure that nothing bad happens

THIS GUY ☝️👇☝️👇☝️👇 honours the COCK 😤😤👏👏💯💯💯

f in the chat

i saw another post about hoping that Buddy Dawn, having been betrayed and murdered by his own team, meets Helio in the afterlife and becomes hopelessly disillusioned with him before being resurrected by Kristen, and they can bond over how much Helio sucks. And I genuinely love that. But I also have this "Yes And" idea...

I hope all that happens. And then I hope Buddy Dawn becomes for Helio what Tracker is for Galicaea.

I hope Buddy gets to say "I see how you, the being that I worship, have been twisted by your own worshipers. I see how, despite my good intentions, I and my family and my church have all done that. And I will do my best to fix this, because not only do I deserve a better god, but you deserve to be one. You are the god of a grain crop. Corn is not wrathful. Corn does not judge. Corn is abundant, as should be your love."

Buddy may deserve better. Helio may not deserve his faith.

But who was Helio before he was this?