i am so sorry

Wei Wuxian: I always wanted to be in a horror movie!

Madam Jiang: Is this family not good enough for you?

wnx idea where through like, soulmates and fierce-corpse-creator etc bonds they gain the ability to hear each other’s thoughts, but all plot-driving horny thoughts are buried under wwx’s constant mental stream of the ancient china top 40 hits

wei wuxian:

also wei wuxian:

the lan disciples simply saw hanguang-jun, the epitome of righteousness and the king of blank expressions, pick a random gay demonic cultivator one day and let him tag along on his adventures only for them to get married later because, yeah, that’s the yiling patriarch, in fact, why nobody told me my idol had a situationship with the biggest badass villain in history??

why is this twink ordering me around?? and then they follow wei wuxian’s orders like fools anyway. what do you mean THE hanguang-jun loves THE yiling patriarch? it must be like discovering an aloof prince had an affair with an infamous big rockstar back in the day, idk. that’s crazy funny for me, to be honest i’d go insane

Wangxian!!!!!!!!!!! Colour and Lineart

(New tumblr blog)

inspired by this post by @drwcn... all the Jin bastards canonically see Stab as their way of solving a problem when the situation gets dire, which I think in a universe where the sibs get a chance to get to know each other, might give poor JZX a bit of a complex

*jonathan sims archivist voice*

shoutout to my partner who when i was rambling to her about the jgy with an axe deleted scene yesterday asked me if anyone had done a magnus archives crossover with this quote, which i had to make into a reality despite no one else but me wanting it hehe

axe a-yao my beloved i am always thinking about you <3

A 2 year old WangXian illustration based off @/ichibluart (on Instagram)’s MerXian AU. Their art is very cute, so check them out!

Sketch of Wen Ning. Don't worry, the blood isn't his :)

REALLY?! IN FRONT OF SHIJIE’S SALAD?!

A Glimpse of Past Glory by masked

🔒 A Glimpse of Past Glory

by masked (@hamburgergod)

T, 1k, Wangxian

Summary: The condition is that they can’t use their cultivation since the ghost was a non-cultivator and wants a normal sword duel. This was all fine and well until they realized that none of them could win against him, lasting no more than few blows before having their swords and dignity flung out of their hands. “It’d be easier to just eliminate him,” Lan Jingyi mutters. “Otherwise we’ll be here forever.” “Jingyi,” Lan Sizhui scolds. Lan Jingyi is right, of course, but the whole point of elimination is that it’s the absolute last resort. Although it’s not within their own ability to liberate this ghost, there’s… Lan Sizhui glances at Wei Wuxian, standing idly by while he picks at under his fingernails. - A glimpse of Wei Wuxian and the Gusu Lan disciples on a night-hunt. Kay's comments: Short and sweet, the juniors are getting a glimpse at Wei Wuxian's amazing swordfighting-skills and of course, Wangxian are working dilligently towards Wei Wuxian growing a new golden core. Excerpt: Finally, Lan Jingyi’s voice projects over all of them, asking the one big question on their combined minds. “Why did you ever stop using your sword?” he questions. “Demonic cultivation might be useful and convenient, but—but you’re so good! You’re obviously skilled with the sword! Not cultivating with it is such a waste!” Wei Wuxian raises his eyebrows. He opens his mouth, and everyone quietens to hear his response better. What was the real reason for Wei Wuxian to abandon the way of the sword and start the era of Yiling Laozu’s demonic cultivation when he was already so powerful? “I,” Wei Wuxian answers, “hate sweating.”

pov alternating, post-canon, established relationship, bamf wei wuxian, swordfighting, short & sweet, fluff, domestic fluff, slice of life

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Lan Zhan called him pretty

Someone: *says something bad about wwx

Wwx: … …. ..

Lwj: wtf what did you say?!

Someone: *says something bad about lwj

Lwj: … …. ..

Wwx: WTF WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

It’s awkward to say it out loud…

a-ling, hanguang-uncle and horse riding

inspired by limitbreaker's fanfic 'silence withered in spring'!