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How does it feel to be an adult?
exhausting and everything is expensive
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I just want to appreciate how much Danny loves Steve for a moment.
I mean Danny is canonically scared of everything. But every time Steve is in the worst danger a person could possibly get in, Danny doesn’t even hesitate for a moment to come save him.
Steve: Danno I’m being tortured in a bunker in North Korea :(
Danny: sit tight, babe, I’m coming to get you <3
Steve: baby I’ve been captured by the taliban :(
Danny: No problem at all, babe, please hold while I bully me way onto an army plane so I can be there for you <3
Steve: there’s a nuclear bomb and I have to drop it in the ocean :(
Danny: don’t even worry about it, babe, I’ll help you carry it <3
Steve: Danno I’ve been shot flying an airplane :(
Danny: you just rest up, babe, I’ll land the plane on the beach so you can get help faster even though it lowers my own chances <3
Steve: baby my liver’s shredded and I have no chance of getting a new one :(
Danny: No worries, babe, you can have mine <3
These boys I s2g
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everyone: writing fanfiction is a great way to explore your various sexual fantasies
me, through clenched teeth: what if they lived in a TINY house and took NAPS all the time
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If you ever feel the need to comment something like this on one of my fics… fucking don’t!!!
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The Seventh Continent, Jan Erik Waider
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The wonderful mind of a child. #EthicalMemes
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Look at this utterly ridiculous rich person house.
…I want it.
“The sides of the tunnel and pond are decorated with fossils and shells (some faux, some real) in the concrete walls,” Casey told Scuba Diving in an email. “In the pond, there is one large statue in the middle, plus additional artifacts, treasure chests, [and] petrified wood.”
I REALLY want it.
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Get you a man who looks at you like Steve Mcgarrett looks at Danny Williams.
Get you a man who hugs you like Steve Mcgarrett hugs Danny Williams
Get you a man who indulges all your silly antics like Steve Mcgarrett does for Danny Williams
Get you a man who loves your family as much as you do like Steve Mcgarrett does for Danny Williams
Get you a man who is there for you during the good and bad times like Steve Mcgarrett is for Danny Williams
Get you a man who snuggles with you like Steve Mcgarrett snuggles with Danny Williams
Get you a man who will trust and hold on to your words like an anchor when he’s dazed,hurt and confused like Steve Mcgarrett does with Danny Williams
Get you a man who will drive through a wall just to get to you when you’re in danger like Steve Mcgarrett does for Danny Williams.
Get you a man who loves you like Steve Mcgarrett loves Danny Williams
Get you a man like Steve Mcgarrett who does all these because he knows you love him just as much as Danny Williams does.
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If you ever feel dumb, remember that
Spider-Man shot his web directly at the water
Black Widow tried to stop Thanos, who had five Infinity Stones, with a taser
Captain America thought he could choke a robot
And Loki attempted to kill Thanos with a butter knife
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