me as a child: this "$4.99" sales stuff is idiotic, anyone can instantly round this up to $5 in their mind, no one is falling for this

me as an adult: oh wow only $4 (with some additional numbers behind it), that's great because if it was a single dollar more that would have been the last straw for me in my miserable life

hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders

remember when you used to be able to play snake with the… hold on what’s it called

hmm. don’t think i’ll be calling it that. anyways i was gonna say remember when you could play snake with the buffering circle on youtube but. now i have other concerns

very cute that both people and animals tilt their heads when confused

LMAO someone give Dick Grayson a medal for understanding that when Bruce stalks you and asks to take your blood, it's his way of showing he loves his kid.

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

funniest character dynamic in the world to me is when you have one guy knows hes gay but doesnt realise hes in love with his best friend and another guy who knows hes in love with his best friend but does not know hes gay

amen

the SATC girls are all different age wise and background and career wise and personality but they really found something within each other. and they can always call each other and every time they fight or do something shitty to the other they always apologize and they always hold each other accountable and I really just love their relationship and idk how anyone says any of them are bad friends because even when they slip they always come home to each other

Not to be a Boomer but your social media should be your own space, not something employers are allowed to look at to judge you beyond the qualifications stated in your resume and cover letter

Hashim Akib

"how can you like this objectively bad thing!" because i have bad taste. move on.

between tiktok and youtube slop, kids these days are subjected to possibly one of the worst media diets in the history of mankind. unlike me who was raised on the same 10 commercials for corn syrup products cycling between variety shows, as nature intended

if yr doing a final girl in yr horror movie YOU NEED TO KILL HER BOYFRIEND that's the absolute rule

SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE BRUCE A MEDAL FOR PUTTING UP WITH THIS HORRIBLE DEMON CHILD HE'S THE WORST, HE'S DOING IT BECAUSE HE LOVES YOU AND HIS LOVE LANGUAGE IS ANNOYING YOU INTO HAVING FUN AND YOU KNOW THAT.