if you think the posts i make are bad you should see the thoughts i am thinking. in my mind

do NOT!

2+2 has got to be one of the most famous sums in all of mathematics. even the youngest school child is familiar with its iconic total: 4

we need more dials and knobs and levers again. this world is lacking in dials and knobs and levers. it's one of our biggest issues.

Rozen Maiden: Erinnerung art book (2006)

yeah Romeo and Juliet suuucks they should’ve both survived at the end and lived happily ever after instead. but of course the writer kills them both off for shock value.

So I started working again today, and me and my coworker had to squeeze lemons which usually is a really un fun job but TODAY. We had the mostly lovely batch of lemons to work with. So we rated how smoothly they cut and how nice the insides of them looked for about an hour. An absolutely marvelous time I gotta say

I want someone to make one of these new sterile teen gay romance shows on Netflix but halfway through they pull a Doki Doki Literature Club and it turns into a fucked up fourth wall breaking psychological thriller that deconstructs the heteronormative and middle class ideals of the genre

It's stupid that bread goes bad so fast. Bread should last ten million years on your countertop. You should be able to feed yourself off the same loaf of bread from the day you are born to the day you die. They should pass down bread between generations like a family heirloom. There should be remnants of still-good bread after the heat death of the universe.

Meet me on the thematically relevant rooftop bro

Eternal Love, Frank Kunert Photography

I think you should legally disclose if something is ai just like how you legally have to disclose if something is an ad

pronouns don't mean gender and it should not be the base assumption that they do. send post

i mean this in an entirely platonic, slightly powerhungry way, but i love when people call me the friendly "boss." like "you got is boss" or "whatever ya say, boss." it's so fun. like we're in the worlds shittiest cartoon mafia