The fact that after L dies, Light kills double the amount of people in just a single summer is so funny to me lmao he really is nothing without L. Killing doesn't thrill him anymore but he tries so hard to feel what he used to feel when L was still there. Over and over again
au where matsuda accidentally touches a tiny scrap of death note so he can see ryuk literally the whole time but he doesn't say anything because he assumes he's just light's really weird guide dog or something and that it would be rude to point it out
"But not shipping this character is infantilizing!" Skill issue if you can't think of any way to make it clear that a character is an autonomous adult besides putting them in a romantic/sexual relationship.
Yes, I know that, but do YOU know that aces and aros in relationships are still aces and aros? Do you internalize that? Are you aware that we don't just suddenly turn straight, or gay or anything else?
Yes, even demis
Are you aware that a sex repulsed asexual will still be sex repulsed even in a relationship, and so, might never fuck you?
Are you aware that a romance repulsed aro will still be romance repulsed even in a seemingly normative relationship and might not like doing typical romantic gestures and activities?
Are you aware that a sex neutral or positive asexual might not actually be sexually attracted to you at all even if they do fuck you?
Are you aware that a romance neutral or positive aro might not actually be romantically into you even if they are comfortable with typical romantic gestures?
Are you aware that our identities are just as permanent as yours?
if light and L had sex then L would tell chief yagami "i had sex with your son last night" in front of the entire task force just to fuck w light. and bc he likes causing scenes and thinks that it's funny
soichiro would be horrified. light would be so goddamned pissed. matsuda wishes he was a cop in a different fucking city
I don't know if this idea already exists (because I usually filter out tags like "major character death" on ao3 asddfjkf) but I can't stop thinking about the AU in which Light can see L's ghost. Or maybe it's not a ghost, he's not so sure, maybe it's a delirium of his mind, some hallucinations. But he keeps talking with that ghost, arguing with him about mundane things, he sometimes even sees sugar cubes laying on the table top, next to the sugar bowl, as if someone took them out and left them here. At first seeing L happens sporadically. Light looks in the mirror and in the reflection over his shoulder is L's face. Or sometimes he sees him in a puddle on a rainy day. Or in the moving shadow in his apartment in the middle of the night. But as the time goes by, they start talking to each other, L sits on his favourite armchair and Light almost feels as if someone was maliciously pouring sugar into his tea sometimes. There's something really domestic in this, comfortable even. Discussions with L are always interesting and Light never feels bored when talking with him.
But the more time passes by, the more reality begins to mix with those illusions and Light is slowly sinking into insanity, seeing L everywhere, as if they are bound together forever by some invisible handcuffs
(Of course, I see it at most part as a comedy, with a lot of funny dialogues and situations but the further this plot goes, the more it becomes- well-)
Everyone makes cute stories with their self inserts or dreams normal couple things with their favorite characters and I dreamt that L cheated on me with Light 😭