CHALLENGERS (2024) Dir. Luca Guadagnino

actual dialogue from Disco Elysium

reblog for sample size !!

the circus was in town that day 🤡

no one can stop him

the muse ⬇️

this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby

if the universe were not so cruel the "Tailor Swift" would be a beautiful bird that elegantly sews its nest together

I am super against light pollution, and have been for decades

but I am also super annoyed by the way it's framed as "without light pollution you can see how beautiful the night sky is" way more prominently than it's framed as "hey, did you ever stop to think of how much energy/resources/money are literally wasted by having so much light shine up into the sky?"

so people get the idea that light pollution can only be remedied by eliminating all night-time light, which would make being outside at night very inconvenient, instead of by making night-time light shine only on the ground where, y'know, the people who need it are

google know’s it’s stuff,

dude. theres a loneliness epidemic. and your not gonna share the bed because "its gay"

everyday I pray Zillow makes a comment section

self portrait

easier with you

If people were too mean to you when you were growing up, a newborn animal will materialize inside your brain and it’s so so scared and shivering and it will stay there for years. Decades, even. And whenever you say something kind of weird but true to your heart the animal will tell you “Noo! You can’t say that! If you say that, everyone will hate you!”. The animal means well. It’s so so small and everything is so scary for them and it’s just trying to protect you. But listen to me. Listen to me. Whenever this happens, you can’t do what the animal says. You can’t. If you do, you’ll become as scared as the animal. You have to keep saying weird shit. You have to keep doing things the animal wouldn’t approve of. If you do enough things that scare the animal, maybe one day it’ll go to sleep.

I know this is horrible but this comment was left on a true crime youtube video and I cannot stop laughing.