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This is wonderful
Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url
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Do you ever just walk down the sidewalk and fuck up your whole stepping pattern to crush a presumably crunchy leaf?
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Managers
So I'm babysitting this little girl and I let her play mine craft on my xbox and she goes into a village with a diamond shovel (she's in creative) and starts killing all of the villagers while yelling "thHRES SO MANy managers! Why are there so many managers?!"
And I'm just like wut
And every time she says managers Alexa turns on
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Ahhh, yes, my daily snack.
My phone is being weird
The " well you know what they say" was sent before "...what do they say"
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So, I was on Watt pad looking through all of my previous stories that I have made and I came across this one that I don't remember making. and in the story description there was paragraph in a language I had no idea what it was so I ran it through Google translate this is what it was, apparently
Here's the original
" Naging halimaw ang masamang prensepe dahil masama ka diba-_-... Kailangang may totoong magmamahal sakanya bago maubos ang petals ng rosas para makabalik sya sa pagiging tao muli. Sino yung taong iyon?? "
And I guess this is what it means
I am very confused
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A Rant I Guess
I hate when people say "I'm so depressed" or "I want to die" just because they had experienced a minor inconvenience. if they were actually depressed or wanted to die they wouldn't go around shouting it to the world for attention. I just hate it
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NOODLE BOOTY
So I was sitting here eating dinner and my dog looked over at me so I threw a noodle at her thinking that she would eat it but instead the noodle stuck to her butt and she stood up and started spinning in circles looking for it while it was still sticking to her fur and I started dying laughing with my mouth full of noodles
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A conversation today
Me: "Ok, so there is calcium, phosphorus, and magnesium, but what was the fourth one?"
Friend: "potassium"
Me: "K"
Me: *dies laughing at my own joke*
Everyone else in class: ???????????
Friend: "you're such a nerd"
Me: "yeah.....I know"
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A few weeks ago my teacher pulled up a chair and sat next to me and I was like 'ok, cool' then she told us to get a piece of paper for notes so I got out a piece of paper and wrote my name down and my teacher looked at my name and said "you could be a doctor" and I was all like '???????' And looked at my name and noticed that you couldn't even distinguish the letters from one another
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Things that I have overheard
"Is there an ocean in Nevada?"
"I swear that squirrels lay eggs"
"Wait, birds are a thing?"
"Are birds mammals?"
"So, if the sound was a shape it would be like..." (proceeds to make strange hand gestures)
"Asia is a country, right?"
"Oklahoma is a state?"
"Was Abraham Lincoln the president of Canada?"
(These are just the ones that I can remember)
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Picture Not Mine Found On Google
I just wanted everyone to see it
(And hopefully understand it...)
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The Depths of Reality
Facades of the desperate
Under the surface of hopelessness
Coiling around the faith of the people
Keeping them at bay
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Only one breath to spare
Faceless to humanity
Forgotten by the favored
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(This is the first poem I have ever written. I'm not even sure if it is really concitered a poem... constructive criticism is welcomed.)
(I did not come up with the title of the poem)
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