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I saw @itsthenovelteafactor’s post and I couldn’t resist.
So here are a couple of stupid fake tweets.
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the umbrella academy + emo kylo ren tweets (part 1 here)
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Ok but you know what I absolutely love?
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I fucking love the fact that Five hasn’t even been in this time period for an entire goddamn minute and he’s immediatly ready to jump into the fray the moment he spots his siblings, no questions asked. 
Who started it? Who are we fighting? Why are we fighting them? How the hell did my siblings get stuck in the middle of a war between the US and Soviet Union?
Who cares. Whoever they’re fighting I’m fighting, questions can be asked later. 
 Like.. don’t ever say Five isn’t the most ride or die person in this show cause his entire existence revolves around keeping his family alive and safe and he’s literally willing to let the entire world die as long as he can secure his sibling’s safety (as we saw in season 1 with the deal he struck with The Handler).
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For the first time in my life, I don’t want to do it alone. I want my family by my side.
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luther and diego working together to unravel the mystery of "öga for öga" by calling and threatening the life of some poor old lady:
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fuck it, umbrella academy fanfiction but 2012 avengers style 
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*angry Five noises*
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that scene where two of the assassin triplets give their brother's leg a viking funeral with while a swedish cover of adele hello plays in the background is more powerful than anything marvel has ever poured 356 million us dollars into
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from our dysfunctional family to yours, happy holidays!
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“new poem inspired by comet”
i will never stop being soft over this, like he sent his dad his poems he wrote while he was up on the moon all alone.
like there is so much to unpack here but im not going into it BUT
he is the most innocent and naive hargreeves child, which shows in his decisions, but he clearly loved his dad so much. like this baby was up on the moon all alone writing poetry about the beauty he saw and he just wanted to share some of it with his dad.
i cant get the image of him alone, on the moon, just sitting there staring into the abyss of space, and he sees a comet, and its just so spectacular and amazing to see that he had to try put it into words, to try and describe the undescribable. and then he sends that to his dad, because hes all alone on the moon, but he was also so lonely on earth, the others all left, so reginald is really the only person he could share it with, but he can’t keep something that pretty to himself.
this is why i cry whenever i think of him seeing all those unopened packages. 
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The Umbrella Academy Episode posters
(I made these for fun and posted them on twitter but for some reason, twitter deleted it so I decided to upload them here.)
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she is a work in progress
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hi please!! when you feel a tua mood could we see klaus/diego (not... the ship just like. either or/the two of them) using five for the children's menu prices bc i strongly feel that the siblings taking advantage of five being younger for discounts is untapped
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Hazel: I need a human skull, but you can’t ask why
Agnes: Okay, but only if you also don’t ask why
Hazel: Deal
Agnes, opening a bag filled with mint-condition human skulls: Pick one.
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Happy belated Mother’s Day! No matter how old you are, you’ll always b mom’s little baby. (Alternatively titled: 5 hasn’t received love and comfort for 50 yrs & doesn’t know how to respond) 
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ARE YOU SEEING WHAT THIS MAN IS TWEETING RIGHT NOW
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ARE YOU SEEING THIS
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