yeah… we’d like three tickets to passengers pls

so fucked when i go to check the tumblr tag for the media i like and it's just kids and straight people in there like i need to speak to a transgender adult please can anybody hear me

the weak interpretation of Challengers is that it's a story of two men in love and unable to be together because of internalized homophobia, somehow leaving out the incendiary antiheroine whose presence dominates much of the plot and character development

the more interesting (and imo accurate) interpretation of Challengers is that we are watching two people come to terms with their mutual love and passion for someone who they've both been in denial of needing, which does NOT negate the way that they need each other and relate to each other... and that is to say, I think that Challengers deeply underlines both coming to terms with bisexuality (for Art) and coming to terms with loving two people and getting different things from them (for both Art and Tashi)

(tbh I think Patrick gets both of these things early on)

anyway Challengers has an HEA if you read it right

challengers spoilers…. im obsessed with how we know everything we need to know about art and patrick and tashi within their first scenes like. art asks patrick to throw the match so art can please his grandmother (or at least that’s what he says) and patrick agrees both because he’s deeply unserious about tennis separate from art, and also because art asks. then tashi enters. patrick blusters and pushes her but she keeps looking at silent art who seems to have fallen for her tennis game at first sight. she says tennis is a relationship. whoever wins the match will get my number. and patrick, knowing that art and tashi are both going to stanford, doesn’t throw the match. because the only way he can stay in their lives (art’s life) as they go off to the same school and work on the same sport, is to be dating her……..

Art spitting his gum into Tashi’s hand and then them showing Art spitting his gum into Patrick’s hand when they were younger was fantastic

challengers finally a love triangle done right!!

What if them things ain’t as bad as they say? I mean, the sea is their home. We went after her, didn’t we? What if we just left ‘em alone? We kill them because they kill us. Do I need to remind you that one of them things took your parents? Should they have just left the monsters alone? I… don’t know. Oh, you are lost, girl. Your parents died heroes. I want to believe that, but maybe you can be a hero and still be wrong.

THE SEA BEAST (2022) dir. Chris Williams

Beyoncé releasing two country singles specifically for me and all the other girlies who understood Daddy Lessons on the first listen

Beyoncé in her Verizon Superbowl Ad

beyonce is giving us A COUNTRY ALBUM Y’ALL! strap TF INNNNNNN

Everyone gives Sherlock Holmes a hard time about being mean about Watson's writing, but honestly imagine you told your roommate "sure, you can write up an account of my work for the newspaper," thinking it would be like, about the murder, but then he publishes it and it's 90% about you, as a person, and it's a huge hit and now everyone in London knows that you hoard newspapers and do cocoaine when you're depressed. Because I think you'd be little miffed too.

how is it only thusday. its been january for ten years

(consumed with lust voice) omg what a fucking weirdo

Appreciation post for Robert De Niro as Captain Shakespeare because I'm watching Stardust for the first time in years and I forgot how much I absolutely adore him.

neil gaimen was doing gay pirates before it was cool

Neil Gaiman’s Captain Shakespeare from Stardust walked so Stede and Ed could fugkin SPRINT