It pisses me the fuck off that yoga is actually ancient and really good for you. Part of me still feels like it was invented to extract wealth from white socal moms.

when will white lgbts (from the us and europe) realize they have absolutely no benefit from homonationalism and giving politicians support no matter how "liberal" will only result in being thrown under the bus once they used yall up for their political campaigns, image and basically, virtue signaling. they don't give a damn about you, homonationalism and pink washing are counter-productive and only work against the community. get this drilled into your thick skulls already and get your shit together. ditch the nationalism and chauvinism

Someone has been digging holes in the backyard.

It just makes a lot of sense why Marcille and Laios would be good friends, really, because Marcille Will Tell You What Is On Her Mind. If she doesn't like something, she throws a tantrum. If she's down to clown, she clowns like a champ. If she has an opinion, she voices it clearly and concisely. Laios knows exactly where Marcille stands in pretty much every topic.

On Marcille's end, she's down to clown more than people give her credit for. Laios said "yo let's play with these bones and rearrange them in funny ways" and Marcille joined right in. Like, yeah, she'll want to bonk his skull in sometimes, but aside from the monster and dungeon (well, she does have this one, just differently) fascination, she's pretty much in the same wavelength as Laios when it comes to most things.

Which is cool! Because they could've made them hostile siblings in law but they are besties actually.

I love the tf trope of turning into a big ferocious beast, but becoming a total softie because you wouldn't know how to make use of all that anyways.

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sAME bro

I just wanna roll around and be a pupperDoggo

But instead i gotta pay taaxes

i can't do this shit bro im supposed to be a dog

what the fuck

This is true

When you’ve been cooking for long enough, you stop making recipes and start making “shit in a skillet” and “whatever soup”

Yeah, gonna need to get a rain check on that unable to breath, crying, belly laugh. Shit was so funny, but i'm just a little busy. I should be able to double over in hilarity by 2 sharp, though.

this image just tickles me in a certain way like... not 'as hard as i can' but as soon.. he is too busy to laugh right now and he doesnt know when he will be available but he'll try to squeeze it in

IT’S AWOOO SEASON

I want to be trained...!

Fucking love this omg

My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

The real reason magnets do that is because they are perverse sexual beasts

Love this

A true story of vehicular queer solidarity. Happy Pride.

Yesss that video makes me laugh

And so does this

Perfection