lostinthe-cosmos
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They call me Stalin. Jo Stalin.
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if you ever feel bad about your social life just remember when we first moved into my house it took my neighbours 4 months to realise my mum and dad had two kids (my brother and i) because i was always in my room
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My dad has motion detectors with built-in cameras along his driveway, and there's a frog that has figured out that if it jumps in front of the detector, the infrared light that turns on will attract bugs. So my dad frequently gets a bunch of pictures of the frog jumping around, and he's really fond of the frog now. He refers to it as his frog, enjoys getting pictures of it, and is always super, super careful in the driveway to check for the frog to make sure it's safe.
Anon. Please listen to me. I would not tell you this if it was not very important to me. PLEASE get me a picture of this frog.
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my weirdest hobby is re-creating memes in html so i have a crisp, HQ version of them to use and edit whenever i need
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Have you ever asked yourself: “What does the skunk say?” unmute to find out
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girl you look so fine but why does it say shutterstock stock images over your face 😂
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You are in her dms I am buried under her floorboards we r not the same
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if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here
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