Ive kissed my own shoulder during a hot jack off sesh so what? Not like im gonna run for president
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wish $20 was $20 again.... it's literally $5. if ur fucking lucky
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ⓘ This user just wanna sit in front of the ocean and listen to the waves rn.
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you may think your only options are
but in fact you can
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i am a loser in ways you can’t even wrap your head around
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i’m so tired i need to be held or killed
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i could get so much done in a day if i didnt decide my day was over at 4 pm. too bad theres no solution oh well
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english is a minefield… if someone is fucking you that's sex, that's good… but if they fucked you that's usually a bad thing… if they're fucking with you, also bad… if they fuck with you then that's good again
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Why are there like 5 daily chores where if you skip them for 2 days your life becomes a time based psychological thriller after
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I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles
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