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Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Johnny slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Johnny what’s wrong.
“Well,” replies Johnny, “you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?”
“Yes,” replies Jeff with a laugh.
“Well,” says Johnny, straightening up, “I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed.”
“That’s great!” says Jeff, “When are you going out?”
“I went to meet her this evening,” continues Johnny, “but I was worried I’d get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my p-nis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn’t show.”
“Sensible” says Jeff.
“So I get to her door,” says Johnny, “and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw.”
“And what happened then?”
(Johnny slumps back over the bar again.)
“I kicked her in the face.”
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Ahem…
Fascism is dictatorship. It is authoritarian, totalitarian, tyrannical
Communism is just rebranded fascism with a committee rather than a dictator
Socialism is just communism-lite
*but it will go full force communism in a very short time
The Nazi party is just rebranded fascism with a socialist take
None of the above are economic systems, or any sort of systems of government. They are simply the very, very few ruling the very, very, very many… and with tech on their side this time, if they are not stopped NOW, there will be no stopping them later
Anarcho-literally-anything will descend very quickly into authoritarianism, totalitarianism… tyranny… and you will not be able to organize quick enough nor effectively enough to stop it
Change my mind…
… and quit playing cute little childish fucking games with our freedom
Angie/Maddie🦇❥✝︎🇺🇸
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The pencil neck needs to be permanently removed from office.
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The body is perfect. Slightly smaller wheels, and fatter rubber. Would make it perfect.
1970 Plymouth Roadrunner
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The federal government should spend less than the total of their receipts.
Just something to think about on the Wednesday morning ...
And before you vote in November!!
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My absolute favorite movie!
The Blues Brothers with Aretha Franklin.
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Eric Clapton and BB King by Robert Sebree
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