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losbarbados · 10 years
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At least if sometin happens, we won't die. [Shrugs] But ya should carry a helmet on you. 
[Stern look]
Too far for a walk. Wanna go on a bike or would you rather take a taxi?
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losbarbados · 10 years
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[smiles] Nah, I don't need my hair lookin' a mess, an' I like de wind in my hair. 
Too far for a walk. Wanna go on a bike or would you rather take a taxi?
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losbarbados · 10 years
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/headbutts
/headbutts back
Ay!
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losbarbados · 10 years
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A bike don't sound too bad, I haven't ridden one in a while. Dat okay wit you?
Too far for a walk. Wanna go on a bike or would you rather take a taxi?
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losbarbados · 10 years
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Anytin' sounds good, as long as I get my drinks. How far is it from here?
Yes
Now let’s go to a bar and judge everyone else
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losbarbados · 10 years
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[grins at him] 
Den we are gonna have fun~ Where do ya have in mind?
Yes
Now let’s go to a bar and judge everyone else
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losbarbados · 10 years
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Sounds great. 
Are ya a lightweight?
Yes
Now let’s go to a bar and judge everyone else
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losbarbados · 10 years
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[gives him a "well duh" look] I'ma girl who's got tattoos, ya don't tink I won't like 'em on others?
Am I "redeemed" now?
Let’s both do that
[/keeps squinting] there’s only one thing that can redeem you
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losbarbados · 10 years
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"Redeem me?" [sucks teeth]
Boy, wat ya playin' at? Lemme hear it. 
Let’s both do that
[/keeps squinting] there’s only one thing that can redeem you
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losbarbados · 10 years
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[shakes head] Imma pretend I dinna hear dat come outta ya mout. 
[tHESE ARE MY PREFERENCES] Don't gimme dat look. My tastes are far 'n wide.
He does shave
he’s just out of town all the time[/sighs]
I can. I very easily can
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losbarbados · 10 years
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I'm sorry, boy-o. Does he know ya tryin' to hook up?
[frowns]
I've known him fa years, I cant help it- he was such a babe back den too. 
[fantasizing]
He does shave
he’s just out of town all the time[/sighs]
I can. I very easily can
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losbarbados · 10 years
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Or, ya can ask him ta shave?
[scratches her neck]
Ya can't judge me.
[/frowns]
that’s gross
[…]
wait no it isn’t I’m into guys with more body hair too
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losbarbados · 10 years
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I can't blame ya. 
I mean, have ya seen Roberto?
[coughs] I mean, wat?
[/frowns]
that’s gross
[…]
wait no it isn’t I’m into guys with more body hair too
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losbarbados · 10 years
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Maybe her taste has changed? It's her loss, eitha way. 
[looks him up and down once more]
Maybe she's inta dudes wit more body hair?
I said “Hey Carmen, wanna head over to my place” and she slapped me
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losbarbados · 10 years
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Dat don't seem to bad...? 
[shrugs]
Maybe ya aren't skilled enough wit de ladies.
I said “Hey Carmen, wanna head over to my place” and she slapped me
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losbarbados · 10 years
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[raises her eyebrows]
I can see dat didn't go as planned.
What did ya even say to dem?
[he’s got a slap mark on his face]
[he accidentally called a girl named Francine Carmen]
[bad boy]
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losbarbados · 10 years
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[she looks him up and down]
[oh lord what did he do now]
Child, what are ya up to?
[he’s got a slap mark on his face]
[he accidentally called a girl named Francine Carmen]
[bad boy]
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