lorenzobane
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Hey! 20-something; ridiculously bisexual. Find me at AO3 /lorenzobane! (Follows from vaultingambition-haultingability)
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Garak was late to lunch that day because he was building a bomb to destroy his shop. He was eating Delavian chocolates while he made it. He saw an assassin and knew for whom the bell tolled, but he still ate his chocolates, and he still went to lunch, just a little late. Because he was making a bomb to blow himself up with.
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incredibly low stakes garashir headcanons 😌
they're both pretty good cooks and like to make food for each other. garak is better at baking though and it drives julian insane bc even his augment brain can't help him figure out macarons
garak has never really been in a serious adult relationship and can't believe how much of it is just having different versions of the same conversation over and over again forever
julian isn't actually untidy or disorganized, but garak is. he tries not to be but there are fabric remnants and pins everywhere 😔
julian develops a taste for cardassian food and drink and is proud of it. garak develops a taste for human food but continues to performatively complain about it
the sex is great but it's mostly less weird than you'd think
they never, ever run out of things to talk about. seriously. they will never shut up
#talking for hours and hours every day#absolutely embarrassing- you’ve known each other for years#Garak is handling the mortifying ordeal about as well as can be expected
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diversity loss this trans man is just as much of an emotionally unavailable avoidantly attached brick as any cis guy
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Ryan Reynolds milking Hugh Jackman for all he’s worth will never not be funny.
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Julian is sick and Garak tends to him. He's very normal about it. That's it, that's the fic
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Excerpt from Jake Sisko’s documentary about deep space station living.
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Worf would love Megan Thee Stallion so much. Don’t boo me I’m right
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Forever thinking about @wanderingwriter87's HORRIBLE, CURSED (correct) take that if Julian and Lauren ever got together, they'd just be an influencer couple. Always on the dome. They'd do so many of those stupid couple "pranks" 😭😭😭 When they break up they make a video about it 😭😭
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pangur from pangur and grim and mr j from mister j are two ends of some sort of spectrum of catness. mister j is just an ordinary guy with a blog, probably has a pretty mundane office job. even if youve never seen him, youve probably unintentionally imagined him once or twice thinking about cats because he fits the bill nicely. an upstanding but rather ordinary gentleman, rather like the international prototype kilogram if the bureau of weights and measures had any desire to catalogue what a cat is. pangur reminds me of the surface of mars. strange and beautiful in a way that’s not very easy to grasp. certainly suggestive of catlike qualities in her own way, but i struggle to place quite which ones. i think its her longness. every cat on earth can be placed somewhere between the two.
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