youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.
they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country
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As a kid, when your parents are poor, you're poor. If they don't have money, that means none of you have money. But if someone's parents are rich, that doesn't necessarily mean the kid is. Sometimes rich peoples' kids aren't rich kids, they're just some rich freak's exotic pets that can talk but aren't allowed to.
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TWO HOURS AGO: an incredible photo taken by a ut austin student capturing something deeply poetic in my opinion, a line of state troopers eagerly waiting to arrest student protesters standing just behind a sign that reads "what starts here changes the world. its starts with you and what you do each day."
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@ dutchies join me tomorrow in the march against genocide in maastricht! insta post here <-
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me: *exhaling massive bong rip* "fuucckk im hungry lol"
my traditional liveried english butler who lives in my apartment and works for free (its a fetish for him): "does sir wish to have her baconator and nuggets now?"
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Take the test
You can only do 12 options in a poll so if you tie choose which one you prefer???
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foreman. babe. we鈥檙e at the bottom end of season 8. you have worked here for almost a decade. why are you still surprised there's medical malpractice going on at the medical malpractice department that you, personally, used to do medical malpractice at
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i don't know guys i kinda like this one
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