lordbrezel
Lordbrezel
They/Them, Mid-20s, obsessed with dragons.
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things i’ll not call you a whore for:
sexual activity
how you dress
things i’ll call you a whore for:
stealing my food
stealing my lemons
my cat likes you more than me
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Do you love the colour of the sturgeon?
Which one?
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it’s insane how quickly your life can just. suddenly improve. i used to be so miserable but now i own 5 swords
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when i was a kid i had moments of being so fucking diabolical because i realized at some point the best way to leverage power over my family was to do shit that would make everybody late
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her ruby eye, wings of pearl
Collared doves aren't the most exotic or beautiful birds, but I'm sure they make a great meal for local raptors, and I think that's wonderful
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"But if we go this way we can stop by mcdonalds for breakfast"
Alternativ: Man erklärt mir, dass wir durch meine Navigationsversuche schon wieder irgendeinen Encounter verpasst haben und jetzt irgendwo ein Dutzend NSCs bei Minusgraden im Gebüsch hockt und vergebens wartet. Ich liebe tschechische Larps.
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"is sex with angels monsterfucking" forum thread shut down by moderators after 300 pages of fierce debate, 26 banned accounts and 8 doxxed members
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Wizard Tip of the Day: Color code your outfit, but use a color NOT associated with your main elemental domain to confuse your enemies. No one expect a rock in the face from a dude in blue robes
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…feEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN NO ONE ELSE CAN FEEL FOR YOU ONLY YOU CAN LET IT IN
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