if ur keeping up with fhjy please please please listen to Your Enemies by Erin McKeown
It fits so much of this season so well and look i even made it super easy for u all u have to do is click play the song is right here
2 notes
·
View notes
You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.
19K notes
·
View notes
im going to start compiling all the shitty booktok videos i find except theyre on reels bc i suck
37K notes
·
View notes
hey sorry we put your players in a time loop. yeah they can only win by learning, and they can only learn by playing. yeah grant o’brien is carboloading next to their podiums. yeah they know that x equals 8 so y must equal 6. no they can’t use the ladder. yeah now they’re doing the wenis. sorry.
6K notes
·
View notes
i find it kind of peak. i find it kind of mid. the dreams in which i’m so back are the dreams in which im cringe
10K notes
·
View notes
were all of the rat grinders in on the alternate plan? did they know she might do that? did they recruit him so they could have someone they saw as expendable? are they aware that any of them could be next? do they know their heads are on kipperlilys chopping block? do they trust each other? can they even function as a compotent adventuring party? are they all just a means to an end to each other? what happened to the high five heros???
22 notes
·
View notes
Nervously, I pull from the tarot deck. It’s the Nine of Clocks. My fate is revealed to me: It’s my bedtime, and I gotta go to sleeps
61K notes
·
View notes
Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
322K notes
·
View notes
i love digesting lactose it’s so easy to do
42K notes
·
View notes
reblog for larger sample size
9K notes
·
View notes
reblog for larger sample size
9K notes
·
View notes
Future Grandkid: Grandpa, what was it like when Obama was president?
Me: Aah, yes… the Homestuck President.
162K notes
·
View notes