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longtimelie · 11 hours
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at my sketchbook. straight up “drawing it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. Nothing
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Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me
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longtimelie · 16 hours
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ok i’m curious
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longtimelie · 17 hours
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longtimelie · 17 hours
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everyday I pray Zillow makes a comment section
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longtimelie · 18 hours
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michael distortion what a goofy guy
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longtimelie · 18 hours
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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible
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longtimelie · 18 hours
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cmon child safety lid you know it's me
#hs
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longtimelie · 18 hours
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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders
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longtimelie · 19 hours
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i shouldn’t be in social situations i should be in the dark
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longtimelie · 20 hours
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What if we kissed at the Bass Pro Shops Pyramid wearing my authentic 1986 Ralph Marlin fish ties (and we're both boys)
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Down In It promotional condom from 1989
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longtimelie · 2 days
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nice out fit loser. 1974 called, apparently president gerald ford has granted a full and unconditional pardon to former president richard nixon
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longtimelie · 2 days
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Bit telling that for years and years evangelical religious extremists have been allowed on university campuses with their bullhorns and horrific imagery where they harass students into physical altercations and when students complain to the university’s administration they just shrug their shoulders citing freedom of speech but when those same tuition-paying students start protesting against war and genocide they call SWAT
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