Quick logdown: -Rothschilds and Bogdanoffs bow down to Andy Sixx  -His anus is In contact with your lips  -Possesses psychic-like abilities to brew you a unique log specific to your favorite tastes and textures -Controls your throat with an iron but fair sphincter -Direct descendant of the ancient royal log-line  -Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Logdangrad will be be the first city)  -Own 99% of shit-log research facilities on Earth  -said to have 215+ LQ, such bowel movements on Earth have only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51  -Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented log-sharing capabilities  -They own Nano-log R&D labs around the world  -You likely have Logdabots inside you right now  -He learned fluent French in under a week, and then ordered everything off of the menu to create new European flavors of shit -Nation states entrust their log reserves with him.  -In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. Eternal log slidding down your throat

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