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Abby Quotes
Kids say amazing things. Here are some of my daughter's best quotes.
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"My bunny has a booster seat and a loose tooth and is a teenager because she's twelve."
June 2012 - age 5
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Abby: "I love girled cheese sandwiches!"
Kim: "Yep, they're daddy's favorite too."
Abby: "But he eats boy cheese sandwiches, cause he's a boy!"
February 2011 - age 3
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"Is vinaigrette the female version of vinegar?" November 2019 - age 12
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“Daddy, do you think cows are jealous of pigs because they’re smart?"
April 2015 - age 7
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Abby: "Daddy, were maple helicopter seeds around when you were a kid?"
Me: "Yeah, they were all over the place."
Abby: "Oh... so they're prehistoric?!"
Me: 😒
November 2018 - age 11
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Me: "When I was little, the tooth fairy brought me a dime."
Kim: "Yep, me too."
Abby: "A DIME?! What were you guys, pioneers or something??"
March 2018 - age 10
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Abby: "I had a bad dream about a mean lady in a trouble-maker dress."
Me: "What's a trouble-maker dress?"
Abby: "You know, those really short, skinny red dresses."
December 2017 - age 10
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Abby: "I wish Colonel Sanders was the President."
Me (laughing): "You mean Bernie Sanders?"
Abby: "Yeah. Who's Colonel Sanders?"
May 2017 - age 9
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Abby (listening to the lyric “Now I'm feelin' so fly like a G6″): “Daddy, why does a cheese stick feel fly?”
August 2011 - age 4
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Abby: "I'm not going to be single when I grow up." Aunt Tracie: "No? What are you going to be?" Abby: "I'm going to be plural!" September 2016 - age 9
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“Daddy, if you break the law, is there a way to fix it?”
August 2016 - age 9
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Abby (while camping): "Mommy, is this what it's like to live without WiFi?!" July 2016 - age 9
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Abby: "Mommy, you can never trick me." Kim: "Oh yes I can." Abby: "OK, say something to trick me." April 2014 - age 6
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"If anyone ever asks me how fast I can run, I'll just tell them it depends on how scared I am." March 2016 - age 8
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"Daddy, in the Olympic Mountains you can hike and snowshoe and sled and ski and lots of other verbs." February 2016 - age 8
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"Daddy, remember when I fell off the swing? My eyes were as big as sausages!" November 2015 - age 8
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