localsoulsalesman
Local Soul Salesman
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In the archives. Straight up beholding it. And what do I mean by it? Heh... well let's justr say... my statements.
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Hell yeah Padawan time- wait oh no OH NO
Only if you want to: @totsandnuggsrebloggs @ratinastrawberryhat @finniass @thefroggypond @thespookysewist and anyone else (this isn't invite only)
last fictional character in ur camera roll just adopted u
(Yes I did do this only because I want him to adopt me. Fuck off)
tags: @cryptidwithaninternetconnection @reggie-the-inferi @gingerbreadeel24 @pickupstyx
and whoever the fuck sees this
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why are yt to mp3 websites always the shadiest fuckin sites I feel like I’m going down a dark alleyway risking the chance of getting drugged and/or stabbed just bc its the only place where I can find a guy to deal me some decent fart with extra reverb dot mp3s
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“Oh, Archivist.”
It’s finished! Nikola Orsinov kidnapping Jon sent me spiraling so I had to paint it. The horrors he endures😵💫🥺 poor Jon. I don’t think the creators meant to have the wax figures melting but that’s how it is in my head
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#this is so sick!!!#your Nikola design is fire#tma fanart#tma#tma podcast#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#nikola orsinov
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Tfw you accidentally bring about the apocalypse
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Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact
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guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening
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Tapir Mum and Cub by Klaus Wiese.
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im martin blackwood pilled but melanie king maxxing does that make sense
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the mighty gar...
(my half of an art trade with @jackalspine!)
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You live in a house decorated according to your url. What does it look like
#a caravan that has a messy shop inside with strange (and maybe occult) objects and trinkets everywhere#(YOU CAN NOT TOUCH. LICK. OR EAT THE MERCHANDISE)#There is a little messy desk with lamps and a register. Behind it is a curtain that a glowing eerie light comes out of (my souls of course)#where do i sleep? why is it way bigger on the inside? why is there a fresno nightcrawler running around the caravan?#mind your business
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THERES A JONMARTIN WEEK!!!
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@jonmartinweek Day 4
Tea as Love Language // Beyond the Grave
(also a bit of Day 7: Eldritch Powers // Caretaking I guess)
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If you receive this, you make somebody happy! Go on anon and send this to 10 of your followers who make you happy or somebody you think needs cheering up. If you get one back, even better! 💖💖💖
Tysm anonymous person! Hate chainmail usually but this is so nice
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Make a confession, face your crush-
Love Archives the new visual novel going to Steam- well, never,
but I thought it would be funny.
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