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I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name
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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog
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Sorry for being incapable of answering a question without like 900 "It dependssss" prefaces. Unfortunately too many things depend on too many things
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you may think your only options are
but in fact you can
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i shouldn’t be in social situations i should be in the dark
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btw every time i say 'oaaough' or some variation of that i am trying to convey this emotion
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the fundamental tension between wanting to dissociate modes of dress from gender and people wanting to use modes of dress to signify their gender so they don't have to play the Pronoun Game
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rb this to pass a joint to our fallen heroes (food service workers that worked through 420)
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idk if anyone has made an isopod one so i decided to create this.
FUCKING IPOD.
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(english butler voice) Will you be making an attempt on your life this evening, sir?
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woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.
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forum > help
>hey guys im experiencing this problem running my game
>same here
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was lamenting the fact that my eczema is flaring up when the thought "the itcher" popped into my head fully formed and unprompted and now i can't stop laughing
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