bro we have to shotgun the weed. its not gay its just financially smart to do it. we get twice the value out of weed. come on just kiss me
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>game is called zero escape
>looks inside
>first scene is the character escaping
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there’s a decent amt of neurologists who’ve called the sleep schedules we’re obligated to be on despite flagrant conflict with our natural circadian rhythms “borderline torture” and the work hours we’re expected to put in despite the fact that the average person can only maintain maximal efficiency and focus for 3 hours at a time “nearly inhumane” and i think about that a lot
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RX-105 Ξ Gundam by atsajh
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i want to die. for my background painting class midterm the professor told us to replicate a style from one of our favorite IPs. unbeknownst to me at the time it was assigned he decided to pull up references from the original IP to compare to our work,
i told him to google “fgo screenshot” in hopes to avoid some of the more… risque fanarts.
out of all the images he decided to display this one on the class projector screen for a solid two minutes
thank you random dw localizer for being the bane of my existence
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spending 20 dollars is easy but once you do it 5 times uh oh
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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim
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yet in reverse / you were all my symmetry
(ep 21/22 were Painful)
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@fuckersupreme
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EXCUSE ME THERE IS A PLANT THAT CAN MIMIC FAKE PLANTS?????
IT'S CALLED A BOQUILA TRIOFOLIOLATA AND IT'S FUCKING WITH MY BRAIN
IT APPARENTLY CAN MIMIC OTHER PLANTS AND AT FIRST I WAS LIKE "oh cool man it must take it's genetic code and copy it or feel the roots or something like that!! :3"
AND THEN I READ AN ARTICLE ON IT AND THESE FUCKING PARAGRAPHS HIT ME LIKE A BUS
LIKE READ THIS SHIT
WHAT THE FUCK MOTHER NATURE
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TwO mILKmEn gO cOMedY!!!
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