birdbath?

How do you make people fall in love with you

challenge them to a duel 

i still think about "aye moira am oan the protein" way too often

Reblog with your score

Sees a piece of media has SungWon Cho in it: It's prozd! my friend prozd! we went to tumblr posts together

the smallest artist i listen to? probably the bird outside my window

normalize having more than one best friend. "best friend" shouldn't just be a title reserved for one person... best friend is a species...

I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.

Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.

A new hand touches the beacon

before you ship something stop and ask yourself... Is this otp material? Make sure your characters are:

Obstinate and inflexible in their actions

Terrible for each other in most circumstances

Poor communicators

is this even funny i dont think its funny im not putting it in the tags

updated version 😂

Robin still pranking Zoro is the cutest 💜💚🌸⚔️

Men in porn always so desperate for validation. "oh you like that cock? You like my cock?" go to therapy dude

Fantasy genre is like u take the word. U make it whatever u want while worldbuilding basically

What’s the difference between a mage and a wizard are mages just like less likely to be found in towers or something