lizardontheloose
balanced chaos
Liz | she/her | 20's | Wanderer, dreamer, overthinker. Collector of chaos. Sometimes I write things.
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lately I've been crying like a tall child
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"Learning to walk again"
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In French they say "80 blaze it"
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I take it back, we have not improved.
Nothing like rewatching media you liked when you were younger for the nostalgia and realizing adult you would punch out (and rightfully so!) the characters younger you had a crush on
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The elves of middle earth having the same “call your dad when you don’t know how to fix a problem” instinct but because they live forever it’s like
Some elf starts experiencing the elven equivalent of car trouble (idk, horse won’t go?) and calls his dad, and then his dad can’t figure it out so he calls HIS dad and so on and so forth until you’ve got this guys entire lineage all huddled together in elven cargo shorts trying to solve a dented horseshoe
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Nothing like rewatching media you liked when you were younger for the nostalgia and realizing adult you would punch out (and rightfully so!) the characters younger you had a crush on
#“i can fix him”#sweet Jesus Christ girl that man would be a trump voter#i can fix him alright i can fix him right off a bridge#this is a call out post for my insufferable sixteen year old self
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Hello! How are you?
moving from one crisis to another as elegantly as I can
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repeat after me
I WILL FINISH MY WIP
I WILL FINISH MY WIP
I WILL FINISH MY WIP
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‼️✨ GHOULETTES GHOULETTES GHOULETTES ✨‼️
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A MOUSE BAR DURING PROHIBITION WOULD BE CALLED A SQUEAKEASY!!!
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One of my professors told me recently “You aren’t in the drivers or passengers seat when you write a story. The characters are in the drivers seat and they’ve locked you in the trunk” and I mean he’s not wrong.
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Cello Ghoulette, because we love and respect the ghoulettes in this house.
[My Socials] | [Prints]
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Can’t decide whether I’m more nervous about what’s going to happen tonight or whether I’m going to make my flight after the ritual
#I booked my flights like a FOOL#please say an unholy prayer for me as I sprint through lax tonight#the band ghost
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why do the porn bots disappear for a while before coming back in huge waves its like plants vs zombies tumblr style
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"This barbie hates cops"
Seen in Brooklyn, New York
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