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“Yes or no?”
A self indulgent Andreil piece! I hadn’t drawn these two in ages but I started to listen to the books again recently and it got a hold of me again!
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me: “i thought up one line of dialogue, maybe i can do a little ficlet thing”
*2,800 words later*
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Muscled women 😌🤌✨
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Got an idea to beat an art block with drawing ✨backs✨ and I also wanted to draw Renee so why not do both at the same time 😀
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all of the foxes collectively make fun of kevin but god forbid anyone else say a bad word about him and they're on them like pack animals (ig they are)
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Wymack: you need to apologize. Be a grown up.
Neil: I don't want to be a grown up. I want to be an angst ridden teenager who can't confront his inner and outter demons and takes it out verbally on others instead
Wymack: well you're doing a fantastic job
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andrew putting matt on speedballs to help him vs andrew taking away renee's knives to help her vs locking aaron in the bathroom to help him vs making deals with neil to help him
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in honor of that post going around about andrew becoming a lawyer once he retires
i raise you, once neil motherfucking josten is allowed to retire from exy and his dues are paid: he becomes a math professor
just imagine that
him receiving a letter one day, when he's in his mid forties, from ichirou, saying that he's paid his debt, that he's free to do what he wants
and neil, bless his heart, instead of allowing himself some much needed and deserved rest, thinks, what else could i make a living out because god forbid he does nothing with his days
(cue andrew screaming into a pillow somewhere)
and like that he goes back to university, gets a degree in teaching maths however that's called, and suddenly they're professor in maths husband with lawyer husband
(honestly that's so hot of them)
like imagine, you're an accountant student, getting ready for your calculus class (or some other difficult physics or math class), your classmate turns to you
"hey did you hear mr. thompson retired? it was about time not gonna lie, but i heard from some girls that he was some messed up looking guy, these people have lost their minds hiring thugs now"
and you nod bc what else are you supposed to do
and you sit there waiting, until five minutes from the start of the class, he walks in in all his auburn scarred glory, your exy idol, the guy who you followed until he retired and dropped off the face in the earth, and you think what the fuck is neil josten doing here
and then
"hello everyone, my name is neil josten, im your new [advanced mathematics] professor, today we're just gonna check the syllabus"
iconic
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i think we as a collective fandom don’t appreciate the fact that neil buying andrew a maserati, literally HANDING OVER THE KEYS, is single handedly the hottest thing he’s ever done
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neil is very respectful of andrew's autonomy, especially in their relationship. we know that. we love that for him. (mostly angst) fics of him not realizing his and andrew's relationship being exclusive are popular. i love reading them.
what if. what if he becomes a tad bit possessive of andrew, though. (a little tug to pull him close, a sharp glare directed to wandering eyes, etc.) andrew would normally find that concerning for all the reasons we all know and understand. possessiveness can imply ownership, can lead to a controlling relationship. andrew would normally dislike that. neil being possessive of andrew, though? andrew fucking loves it??? andrew is very into the idea that neil is obsessed with him, obsessed enough to be possessive of him. like. most people didn't want andrew; some people wanted andrew but they were the bad kind; and very few are the people who wanted andrew who he wanted back. neil's possessiveness isn't caused by insecurity and neither is it because he wants to control andrew. it's more that he always held himself back from wanting and having that when has the chance to actually have something, he clings to it. (hence andrew thinking of neil as a racoon.) (it's also very much like how andrew is, yeah?)
anyway, a headcanon i indulge myself in is neil showing a healthy amount of possessiveness of andrew and andrew loving and even encouraging it. what if. what if.
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open to suggestions on Andrew’s pros and cons list lol
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andrew to neil: hey it looks like i dropped something
neil: what?
andrew: my standards, hi I'm andrew
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