livingtobethevillain
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Just imagine everyone showing up to Damian’s elementary school graduation as he’s seething because he specifically didn’t tell them to avoid the embarrassment
(The embarrassment being Steph shouting “I know you’re better than these other kids” every five minutes, Dick crying, and Tim and Jason bringing really big signs of Damian’s face and waving them around. Duke is recording Damian’s face for blackmail purposes and Cass is recording Bruce’s face as he tries not to cry. Alfred is the only one that was actually invited.)
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duke: *delirious after his first serious concussion + pain meds* what would the riddler be called if he played a string instrument
tim: uh, probably like music master or something like th-
duke: fiddler
tim: what?
duke: *grabs tims shoulders and shakes him* the fiddler
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i want steph and jason to team up so bad
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ate and left no crumbs. I swear Alfred is the most iconic batfamily member.
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sure he's nice but he WILL beat the shit out of you
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im keeping the assassins you sent to kill me. theyre mine now.
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im keeping the assassins you sent to kill me. theyre mine now.
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the day cass learns to flirt its over for stephanie
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damian: why'd you shoot that man? i think he's dead
jason: he was pulling out his weapon
damian: what are you, a cop?
jason on the verge of tears: i'm so proud of you, but never compare me to a cop again
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