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Is it really choir sheet music if it isn't a photocopy that says "do not photocopy this copyrighted material" at the bottom?
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Toad, Norman MacCaig
Published in The Poems of Norman MacCaig (Birlinn, 2011)
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Four things that are 100% true and you should think about if you haven't already:
You don't have to be a boy if you don't want to
You don't have to be a girl if you don't want to
You can be a boy if you want to
You can be a girl if you want to
This isn't a joke. This is reality. Have you considered these facts? If not, maybe take a moment to think about it. How's your gender doing? If you don't like it, it can be changed. Hell, even if you do like it, maybe you'd like something else more?
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download killing upload pain. instant thousand deaths to brain. motherboard on murder spree. blood computer victory.
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“But it was not your fault but mine / And it was your heart on the line” 🗡️
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Shout out to the best joke I’ve ever told, WWDITS style.
(His name is Timothy)
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thinking about the guy at karaoke last week who requested creep by radiohead and instead sang, from memory, hey there delilah by the plain white t’s. with the radiohead creep instrumentals
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one time when I was a barista I was telling my coworker that I suddenly really missed cows. I used to work with cows all the time back home and then I moved away and suddenly it had been four years and nary a cow.
15 minutes later this old guy came up to the counter with his address written on a napkin & he said “me and my wife have a whole herd of dexters and a couple of new calves. come on over any time”
so after work I was like ok fuck it & I drove to the address and I parked at the gate & I walked down the driveway to the barn and this woman was like “oh my husband told me you might stop by! come see our cows” and she introduced me to every single cow. made my whole week.
thank you cow couple
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I HAD TO turn this scene into a gif, Spock's reactions as always, are, priceless
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can you believe it’s already may by adam b.
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Paraglider and black vulture chilling
(via)
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This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.
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