what the fuck did you expect me to feel when you gripped the back of my head like that and sank your fangs into my neck? Indifference? Disgust? NOT sheer adoration? be serious.
friendship is sending your friend smut snippets and asking "hey does this make sense to you do you understand the position do you see what is happening here or am i violently off the mark"
Did I get any advice on how to manage my hyperfixation that has taken over my life to the point that it has become a problem?
No.
Did he pull out his phone and Google "Good Omens" and say "Oh, Neat. There's a lot of famous people in this. Oh, Neil Gaiman! I'll have to watch this."
Why. Why in the intro are their names closest to the character that isn't the one they're playing, please Neil why would you do this it ruins my day, everyday. I know full well you're not the one who made the intro, but you may have answers to my predicament.
We had a meeting to decide what would upset you most. Most of the guys were for creeping into your kitchen late at night and swapping over the salt and the sugar, but David Tennant held out for placement of the names on the opening titles, and he's been insufferable about it since.
If anyone has swapped over your salt and sugar it was probably those scalawags from Dick Turpin. Not us.
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