just to be clear, I’m staying here as long as this site functions. I have 0 intentions of deleting this blog, I will go down with this ship if only to see exactly how bad it gets
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holy shit she might actually be dead
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Gotta make money somehow
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What do they call fleshlights in the UK
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you pondering your orb again? heh. well I pondered my girlfriend's orbs this morning.
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it’s winter! we should all be snoozing in our burrows
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1. this foundation shade range sucks 2. why is there a plaid option
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a typo and suddenly you wish you were dad
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fighting for my Fucking life trying to click the play button on 123movies
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the fact that I have to be in the “right headspace” to do even the simplest tasks. absolutely humiliating
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i’m just someone’s weird coworker
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teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot
student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*
that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein
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“tumblr is free btw” maybe for you. this app has cost me everything
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i couldn’t fix him. but i could fuck him
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See replying with my ip address wouldnt scare me cause i dont even know it
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the sun and moon are two women in love and two men in love as well and a man and woman in love and a woman and man in love and not in love at all and very good friends and exes and one person and every person and transgender and tragic lovers and resentful rivals
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