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i'm a cute huge yacht
kira. sporadically updated personal & multi-fandom (but mostly schitt's creek tbh) blog. previously victorhenriksen.
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Own picture : # 350, My cat with seeds for my garden
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Antonin Mercié/Adalbert Volk, Robert E. Lee Monument, Richmond, Virginia, 1890. Projection by Dustin Klein; photo by Alexis Delilah; spray paint improvement by the public, 2020.
#home#rva#the ppl of richmond have renamed this space to be called 'beautiful Marcus-David Peters Circle' btw#i hope that came sticks
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when ppl try to tell you that you'll get more conservative as you get older?? ell oh fuckin ell.
#kira for ts#also hi I'm back for the moment#also also I'm about to turn 32 and I'm way farther left than i was at 22 soooo
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Schitt’s Creek Questionaire
tagged by @bestwisheswarmestregards
1. Favorite Schitt’s Creek character: david rose tbh. alexis is a v close second
2. Favorite Quote: can i quote the entirety of the title track off the critically reviewed, limited reality series, ‘a little bit alexis?’ esp the ‘im a cute huge yacht’ bit, absolutely gets me every single time.
3. Who is the best dressed character in Schitt’s Creek? alexis i think? like, the 70% of david’s wardrobe that i love, i love with my whole heart. but that other 30% i absolutely hate, whereas with alexis it’s a much more positive/neutral even split, so she comes out the overall winner. omg also, her workout gear? god damn
4. If you could be best friends with any character in Schitt’s Creek, who would it be? stevie bc she provides the weed and is also hot and i think she’d be down to join me for wine/mst3k movie nights. altho im tempted to say alexis bc she has to have a ton of air miles saved up, right? i wanna say patrick as well, but if i’m being honest he’d just make me feel anxious about all the paperwork/emails i’m constantly avoiding in my everyday life. which makes me sound like david and proves answer #6 a lie.
5. How many times have you watched the series up until this point? straight thru? 4 times i think. but individual eps/seasons have def been rewatched more than 4 times.
6. Which character are you most like and why? honestly i’m nothing like her really, but i relate so much to alexis. her whole going back to school and getting her degree arc? v much get that, love that journey for me,
7. Would you live at the Rosebud motel? nah man, i’d take that haunted $275/month soundproofed studio apartment from s2 in a fuckin heartbeat. david and alexis were both idioots for letting that one slip away, even if carl did hang himself from the ceiling fan there.
8. Do you prefer Patrick or David’s version of Tina Turner’s The Best? i’m gonna say patrick, bc due to 2nd hand embarrassment i can’t watch david’s performance without anxiously pausing every 3 seconds. i think it’s the eye contact with the camera in the beginning? having said that, i also have to pause patrick’s version every 6 seconds probably. i’m likely the only person on the planet who’s grateful to roland and jocelyn for interrupting that sincerity-fest. which only serves to prove that my answer for #6 (and #4) is a lie and the truth is that i’m actually most like stevie.
9. If you were to work in Schitt’s Creek, where would you work? cafe tropical for sure. that place is always popping and twyla is the only waitress so i’d get a ton of tables. she must make a killing in tips. sry to rose apothecary but food service industry > retail every fuckin time. i know ppl like to hate on tipping culture but you can make some money (when there isn’t a pandemic floating about. fuck you 2020 all restaurant dreams everywhere).
10. What moment made you laugh the most in the show? there are a lot, but i gotta say that i think the biggest laughs from me were moira-driven. the danny boy solo from s1, her interactions with the fiddly old man from motel review, the gd bernadette peters wig/latex gown ensemble from ‘rip moira rose’
also every single moment of moira as dr clara mandrake?? an icon (also i keep thinking of the ‘character within a character’ as ‘clara barton’ which is 1. disrespectful 2. absolutely awesome 3. can you believe that a human/crow hybrid founded the red cross????? incredible.)
11. Favorite episode? most of my favs are the ones that a lot of others would also say are their favs, so there’d be no surprise there. so instead i’m gonna mention my fav from s1: carl’s funeral
12. What actor would you most like to be friends with in real life? truly idk, i have a weird thing where when i become a fan of a show i find it rly hard to watch any interviews with any of the cast. i wanna say catherine o’hara tho. but also maybe dan levy bc i did somehow talk myself into watching that sturday night seder that he guested in, so who knows. i was feeling really lonely about passover this year.
13. What was the most touching moment for you? first things i thought of were the david/stevie moments from s6, esp that convo on the hood of her car in front of the cottage. also the entire second half of grad night, the alexis/ted breakup, and the s2 finale, and the scene in patrick’s apartment in meet the parents, and the bit in ‘driving test’ where david admits how much he worried about his sister over the years. i get emotional about this show a lot, don’t really have the desire to pin it down more than that tbh.
not tagging anyone bc i went and disappeared for 2 months and idek who’s done this or even who’s around anymore! also it’s 3am rn and i don’t want to be that person. but if you see this and want to claim i tagged you, i’ll totally vouch for you that i did.
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i come back to tumblr after several weeks of absence, and one of the first things i see is mitch mcconnell’s face. byyyeeeeee
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i’m currently stuck in quarantine with a laptop from 2008 and a phone from 2013. life is grand.
#kira for ts#i've been gone a long while; might be back more now idk#like i knew my phone was old but i just looked up when it came out and it was only made for a year starting in 2013 sooo
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The people protesting to open businesses up don’t want to go back to work, they want *you* to go back to work so they can go to a movie or a restaurant.
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my chem prof was driving down my street as i was carrying a bottle of wine and box of whiteclaw into my apartment and he stopped to chat at me for a moment. he couldn’t have been driving by as i was carrying in my produce huh.
#he was like 'how are you holding up' and i was like 'uhhh not great my dude'#kira for ts#also i asked him if he lived around here or st and he said no he was just driving around aimlessly so
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Okay… you know what? I don’t feel protected. You try living for 15 years thinking you’re one person, and then in five minutes, you find out you’re a princess. Just in case I wasn’t enough of a freak already, let’s add a tiara!
The Princess Diaries (2001) dir. Garry Marshall
#shoutout once again#to the little old lady who told me#when i was 16#that i looked like 'that girl from the princess diaries... youu know... /before/ the makeover'#thanks maam#the princess diaries#movies
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i’m at the point where i am just longing to be put on hold. let me have to listen to staticky elevator music for hours. just give me the hope that maybe a person will answer eventually.
#kira for ts#applying for unemployment sucks tits!#sorry to keep posting about this but i live alone and have no one to complain to!
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“Angel From Montgomery” - Old Crow Medicine Show
The good ol’ boys of OCMS paying tribute to John Prine by singing his classic.
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Periods of freezing and thawing can leave complicated patterns in ice, as seen in this aerial photo of Binnewater Lake in New York. (Image credit: D. Spitzer; via EPOD; submitted by Kam-Yung Soh)
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make me choose: anonymous asked alexis rose or david rose
#listen...that 2nd gif tho#something about the vest and work gloves really does it huh#alexis rose#schitt's creek
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lmao i’ve called 30 times and can’t even get put on hold the system just keeps hanging up on me fun times fun times
why is the unemployment website so fucking counterintuitive fucking god
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