litnong
Horchata? More like MORE-chata
Humble meme farmer. Lightning is my SLayeR, Yuffie is my Judge, Gentiana is my mystery, Zack is my husband. Author of Tales of The Chocobo Kind: FF13 on fanfiction.net
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“Trick friends into thinking you have your shit together”
Singlehandedly my favorite life hack compilation, below I’ve included my favorites. Read the whole compilation: http://imgur.com/gallery/5991n
1. Put a bunch of shit in jars
You know when you buy rice, pasta, or grains, they come in perfectly good plastic packaging? Well throw them out, pour the contents into big jars, and put them on display. Voila! Oppan cottage-style.
2. Put a hardcover book on your piece of shit bedside table with a bookmark in it.
You were never going to read Crime and Punishment, but you may as well make it look like you did. If you really want to seal the deal, put a pair of glasses that you haven’t worn since high school on top. They’re back in style now, anyway.
3. Get the biggest bowl in your house and fill it with some fucking lemons.
“Better get this out of the way,” you can say just before you sit down for dinner to make sure everyone has seen it, and then never mention it again. Everyone will assume you have jars of homemade lemon curd in your pantry. But I know the truth.
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Sixth guns: yeah we love the boys and we just want them to be happy an-
Kai, Aoi and Uruha: -wear ugly ass sandals-
Sixth guns: BOI THE FucK you BoTh weARinG Jfc The hell what are those I cant even believe the FucK you wearing oh my god no take those off you have better taste in this The fuCk why I cant even Why Do I bias you WhOS Next RukI?????
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What Ardyn did wrong... and why everything was wrong with Noctis’ fate
Ardyn is the most interesting character in FFXV, indeed. Mysterious man of no consequences. Despite his horrible actions, a lot of people being sympathetic to him, because Trash Jesus is very charismatic person with aura of tragic, misunderstood hero, who was punished by terrible Gods for nothing.
But people simply ignore a big elephant in the room.
Ardyn didn’t cure Starscourge.
He didn’t fullfill God’s task, he absorbed Starscourge within himself, but didn’t destroy the plague properly.
But why? Why didn’t he sacrifice himself like Noctis? Why did once selfless and kind man choose the path of Accursed?
Keep reading
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Tag yourself: the Crawleys edition
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~ hold me like I’m more than just a friend
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What’s your group chat called
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after keeping crashing Ardyn’s car, Noctis finished his performance of driving skills by reversing skill
Iggy should proud of Noctis
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kingdom hearts aesthetics - destiny islands
What a small world.
But part of one that’s much bigger.
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My girlfriend suddenly buried her face in her hands like something was wrong and it took like 10 minutes to get her to tell me what was going on and she showed me this post
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