lithariel
Hiya
I need a change of style.
Wouldn't you agree?
Apparently 25, by the way
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Honda That's, 2002. A kei car for the Japanese market sold through Honda's Primo dealerships. The That's was available with "Pop colour components," front and rear bumpers and side skirts, in a variety of colours (see gif above).
from the original press release:
How "That's" got its name:
When we see something in our daily lives that strikes our fancy, we say, "Hey! That's it!" Honda chose this name to express the casual, natural relationship they hope "That's" owners will have with their cars.
It was discontinued in 2007 and the model name was dropped. It was replaced by the Honda Zest
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star wars fandom was the most disappointing fucking fandom EVER like we had JOHN BOYEGA and OSCAR ISAAC!!! two of the sexiest thottiest big dick energy-ist bitches out here and fandom said “no no no i dont want that i wanna suck on kylo rens toes” LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE ill never be over it
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Vivian's theme - Paper Mario: The Thousand Years Door (Remake)
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most notable times of being hit on by customers:
guy who tried to impress me with card tricks and failed every single one of them
old man who attempted to get my number when his wife walked away and slipped me his email address ending with “@ aol.com” when i said i don’t do that
cute gay couple that came back to tell me i was cute and then called the shop to ask me out
older professor who i talked to about folklore and told me he dressed as a wizard for recitals saying “this is really embarrassing but umm.. i’d love to get to know you more..” and gave me a receipt with his email address on it
dude in his 40s asking me on a movie date and me saying yes but then he kept starting text conversations with “ahoi hoi”
military guy who said it’d be hot if i killed him with a baseball bat
most notable time a customer did not ask me out:
a man who i knew had a wife and children getting really flustered and saying “um. ive been, uh.. idk if you remember me but um. i come in here a lot and ive uhhh haha umm ive been wanting to ask you for a couple weeks now.. um. have you read the green lantern issue i recommended??????”
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having a king bed sounds scary what if you try to put the fitted sheet on and get lost in there and die like a caver
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The Lion King: It is impossible to CGI photorealistic lions who can also emote!
Chronicles of Narnia:
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I hate waiting for things to stop being popular so i can enjoy them
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Wait a second: cuckoos are nest parasites. Do "cuckoo" and "cuckold" share a common root?
Huh. Apparently the etymology of "cuckold" is literally something along the lines of "cuckoo-lord".
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The other thing that makes me feel better about aging is that time I was at the lesbian meetup and talking to some cool ladies in their late 50s who said they wanted to organise a new meetup just for their age group and above.
"Oh, why?" I asked.
One of them heaved a sigh of immense weariness and said "We're tired of younger women trying to fuck us."
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knuckle tattoo that says i am nostalgic for a time where i wasn't even happy
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I find it incredibly funny from a meta/author perspective, that Ancient Greece decided to name their protagonist that angers many people “Anger Bringer” but, even funnier, is the in universe understating that anyone who meets Odysseus must have had the thought “oh dear, how unfortunate to be named hateful/hated” and then they have exactly One conversation with him and go “Ah I see now”
For reference, Odysseus’ name sounds very much like the Greek word odussomai, which can roughly mean “I am angry at” or “I am the cause of anger” (or simply “to hate” or “to dismiss”), a fact that is used for ironic effect frequently in the Odyssey.
It’s also specifically stated in Book 19 that Odysseus’ grandfather, a master thief and one who has also pissed off a lot of people, specifically named him this because “I am disliked by many, all across the world, and I dislike them back. So name the child Odysseus.” 19.428
Bro looked at his grandson and thought “Ahaha, this one’s going to be a troublemaker like me. Better get him started early.”
It’s like a terrible allegory for cause and effect or something.
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