one of the greatest to ever do it
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muffy’s lunch consists of three sandwiches and a bread roll
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screaming
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i’m going to kdxjdhdjhddjjdhs
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i ordered cookie dough the other day and im still not over the picture they used for it on postmates like girl this is not her angle…
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i love that post thats like “never trust how you feel about your life after 9pm” that shit changed my life. every time i feel bad i look at the clock and i’m like Aha It’s 10:26 PM You Cannot Fucking Fool Me
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Men in porn always so desperate for validation. "oh you like that cock? You like my cock?" go to therapy dude
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DM with your cash app tag or paypal to get spoiled with weekly allowances ❤️🥀
I don’t need any weekly allowances but thank you 🙏🏽
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I just hit 1K subscribers on YouTube!! I’m super proud of myself! If you wanna check out channel my it’s amdea asmr ☺️
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Nervously, I pull from the tarot deck. It’s the Nine of Clocks. My fate is revealed to me: It’s my bedtime, and I gotta go to sleeps
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