straight girls don’t have a clue
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Psychic: *reads my mind*
My mind: DEAR MOM AND DAD IM DOING FINE, YOU GUYS ARE ON MY MIND. YOU ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED TO BE, AND I THINK THE ANSWER IS PLAIN TO SEE. I WANNA BE FAMOUS. I WANNA LIVE CLOSE TO THE SUN. WELL PACK YOUR BAGS CAUSE I'VE ALREADY WON. I'LL GET THERE ONE DAY. CAUSE I WANN BE FAMOUS
Psychic: what the fuck
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have you ever seen something more 2009 than this title
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https://soundcloud.com/taylordmaria/praying
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realizing that an experience was actually traumatizing
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Adult: your hickey is crude and trashy, you should be ashamed
me:
is a teenager
is living life and having fun
is bothering no one
hasn’t had 3 failed marriages
didn’t ask, martha
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