Kirika Yuumura is an inspiration for failgirls everywhere because she's a reminder that no matter how weird or off-putting you might be there's still a tall 11/10 mentally unstable lesbian with nice cans waiting to fall for you
do YOU have a blorbo with an an outrageously goofy name? submit them here so they can beat other people with equally silly names to the... very beat up. we don't want any actual deaths lmao.
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- no problematic fandoms eg. harry potter, attack on titan, the likes
- don't spam pretty please
- make sure they're fictional please! i don't want to bash on real people
(Not related to the thing I keep talking about, but I did remember I was working on this, so here you go. Pour one out for Mireille/Silvana, the most problematic™ sapphics I can think of, and the rarest rarepair in my armada of ships.)
If she were one of those excessively sullen Russian writers, she might say something pretentious like, The greatest intimacy you can give another is taking her life, but Mireille knows that’s not true. She’s killed a lot of people for a lot of jobs, and every time it’s been a methodical, clinical process; there’s no intimacy in any of it. But this feels…different.
Sure, finally eliminating the Intoccabile is cathartic and it’s a climactic end to a conflict that’s been building for years, but even more than a grand finale, it feels almost like…a confession. Of what exactly, she can’t say. But it’s much more personal than any other assassination she’s done. Driving the knife into Silvana’s abdomen feels like some sort of communion ritual, and that would probably break Mireille’s brain if she wasn’t so exhausted.