california? you mean the place in the red hot chili peppers songs? you know that’s not real right?

i do think it’s a really fun feature that operas have birthdays. i know that everything can have a birthday if you know how to look at things but i love that every march 6 i see people saying happy birthday la traviata!! and every october 29 i see jokes about how of course don giovanni the opera is a scorpio (although i think don giovanni the character should have been born in may). there’s something so kind about it

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dating actors is so weird like what do you mean our whole relationship was a meisner activity

chappellroan: inspired by the incredible @theladymisskier - this was an absolute dream come true. to play @coachella AND be a butterfly…. gagged. Thank you to my incredible band + team who made this pure magic. this is so fucking sick

webkinz is what the sims 4 wishes it was

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this girl shows up when there is an error on my mixer and I just want to let her to know that I'm not mad at her

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Ngl I zoned out a quarter of the way down.

What I am about to say could be considered so evil to some but like... the fact of the matter is that you need to be a certain level of thoughtful and intelligent to understand TTPD and it is very evident that the people who are very vocal about it being "bad" just... aren't that thoughtful or intelligent. And that's okay! But maybe don't say something is bad if you just don't personally want to take more than 2 seconds to understand a piece of art.

Dean Pelton when someone asks if he's gay

Taylor Swift watching her ex on a location app because he forgot to turn it off I'm obsessed with you admitting that to the entire world.

when i was a kid i wanted to be a famous youtuber like dan and phil so that people would gay ship me with my irl best friend and we would be sooo weirded out by it and laugh and make videos joking about it but secretly it would make her realize her repressed gay crush on me and i'd help her through her gay crisis and then we would have a sickeningly sweet sappy romance and read fanfiction about ourselves together... anyways just found out she's married to a guy in the mafia now so i probably don't have a chance

high school is soo funny in hindsight. the entire time you're there thinking it's the most important period of your life and then the second you're out you're like well that was fucking stupid

pens scared me as a kid. a pencil that you cant erase? thats fucked up shit to do to a kid man

literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro