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lilhousegnome · 23 hours
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I walked up to a restaurant entrance at the same time as this guy and he held the first door for me and then I held the second door for him and he said "we call that the Midwestern two-step" with a laugh and I've been thinking about it all day.
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lilhousegnome · 23 hours
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you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation
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lilhousegnome · 23 hours
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maestro official teaser 1
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lilhousegnome · 12 days
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lilhousegnome · 28 days
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there are gay bars and lesbian bars and then “normal” straight bars so i think there should be aroace bars where absolutely none of that happens and we can sit there and discuss warhammer lore instead
i think that would be cool
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lilhousegnome · 28 days
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lilhousegnome · 1 month
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Hamster's In Dungeon And Dragons
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lilhousegnome · 1 month
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are you a slug
I would like to be a snail but I guess I am just a slug
#me
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lilhousegnome · 1 month
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Context: My cleric’s god, the god of healing, is also his adoptive dad. Less than 2 hours after waking up for the day, after an encounter, our spellcasters have less than half their spell slots left and everyone has less than 20 hp.
Me: Do you think we could just ask our dad for a free long rest?
Barbarian: Did you just communist your dad into our dad?
Me: Considering they’re the only decent parental figure we have that’s still alive, yes.
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lilhousegnome · 1 month
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the yummy greens
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everybody give it up for this brand of green. round of applause for most under appreciated green
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lilhousegnome · 1 month
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having an experience
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lilhousegnome · 4 months
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guardian of the sewing kit
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lilhousegnome · 4 months
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2024 things:
go on more walks at sunset
buy more plants
read as many books as you want
buy as many books as you want
tell the people you love that you love them more often
eat your favorite foods
look at the stars as much as you can
drink more water
pet more kitties
go to a museum or art gallery or planetarium
play in the rain
smile at strangers
get coffee and go thrifting
do kind things for yourself
learn something new
love with reckless abandon
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lilhousegnome · 4 months
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my dad's boss is one of them. he walks around the office in jeans.
weird to remember that benedictine monks are still just. A Thing. there are monks right here in this state, and they're named things like bernard and alcuin. the monks have been there since the 1850s. the monks have an organ building program and also a blog. the monks do livestreams.
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lilhousegnome · 5 months
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in case you needed to hear it today:
it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re changing lanes
it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re taking an exit
it’s okay to use your turn signal when you plan on turning (can even be done sooner than 2 seconds before you’re about to turn)
you have a turn signal. in your vehicle. two of them in fact.
you are so brave and beautiful and smart and can do it. using your turn signal
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lilhousegnome · 5 months
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It's medieval girl winter.
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lilhousegnome · 6 months
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ive been getting back into (read: hyperfocusing on) cross stitching lately. mental eelness be damned making stuff with my hands will always have my back
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