coworker at Restaurant Job tried to recruit me to the navy today? told him I wouldn't be allowed with all the meds I'm on and he goes "they can look past that" 🤨🤨🤨

proceeded to tell him I have frequent seizures and *then* he goes "there's very few things that will disqualify you from the navy. seizures... seizures is one of them"

alison and mike get on very well because they're great at communicating and they genuinely like each other and the only major difference between them is that most of mike's ideas are stupid whereas most of alison's are illegal

I think I need Cub to just pull out random horns the entire charity event.

Arctic fox in Swedish lapland

which is definitely not an omen

this one is so real.

I am once again thinking about digging holes

It's so fucked up that digging a bunch of holes works so well at reversing desertification

I hate that so much discourse into fighting climate change is talking about bioenginerring a special kind of seaweed that removes microplastics or whatever other venture-capital-viable startup idea when we have known for forever about shit like digging crescent shaped holes to catch rainwater and turning barren land hospitable

cowboys never die. they just ride off into the sunset

Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

Scars on your body show that you have lived; scars on your heart show that you have loved.

Nina Dul

The San Francisco Examiner, California, February 25, 1935

Ugh, was having a great time mocking my recently imprisoned rival when I noticed the camera positioning makes it so that I appear behind the bars, thus framing me as trapped in a metaphorical prison of the narrative, now my whole day is ruined. Fuck.

HAPPY DEATHDAY DOCTORRR