Little boy at toddler group called Riven… resisting the urge to ask…

the purest form of serotonin is when a cat looks at u and u go like “what?” and it meows at u

Every summer I forget how much I fucking love spiders I’ve drunk one every day this week

we shpuld make a tumblr bar with drinks like sonic screwdriver and the baker street mule

vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don't give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers

WAIT I HAVE AN AWESOME HOUSE DESIGN

I think it’s really cute that Mickbell called Chilchuck a greedy old geezer and was like ‘nyeh nyeh 😠🖕fuck you’ and was giving him the stinkeye from a distance when their parties met up.

and despite that, Chilchuck had no hesitations about taking him to hide in safety. and then they were chill enough to talk shit with each other later lol

Posting babygirl Cloud to cleanse my soul

I know "60s housewives who invented slash fanfiction" has taken on a life of its own as a phrase, but Kirk/Spock didn't really exist until the 70s and THOSE WOMEN HAD JOBS. They were teachers and librarians and bookkeepers and scientists and they damn well spent their own money going to conventions, printing zines, buying fanart and making fandom happen. Put some respect on their names.

My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

i think its so funny that alumni from schools like harvard and columbia that were there during the protests in the 60s-80s are expressing support for students currently protesting against the genocide in palestine, and random zionists that were NOT at these protests in the 60s-80s have the never ending audacity to tell these alumni "well thats different, what you protested was good and what they're protesting is bad." as if protesters against the vietnam war and apartheid south africa were not also demonized, arrested, brutalized, and even killed for their activism. history only remembers them fondly after the damage has already been done.

Years and years back I recall reading a bit (I think it was by Dave Barry) about how he could ethically make billions of dollars as an arms manufacturer by just selling the US military nuclear missiles that don't fuckin' work. Just big tubes full of broken clock parts and stuff. The logic being that if push comes to shove on an actual nuclear war, there'll be like a two minute window between the Feds realizing they got ripped off and all parties getting wiped out by the other guy's working missiles. (Unless they've also got someone running the same scam over there.) Anyway. I think this would be a fun character to put in a Fallout game

Church of Whale Fall