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Me: Mom can you cook salmon for dinner tonight?

Mom: No, but I'll leave it out for you to cook.

Me: Why can't you cook it?

Mom: Well, there are those of us who eat brownies alone on Valentine's day, and then there are those of us who have dates.

Me:

Mom:

Me:

Mom:

Me:

Mom: Enjoy your brownies

Anzac the kangaroo and Peggy the wombat. These two were put in the same pouch at birth and have been inseparable since.

Photo by Rob Leeson

i don’t even get beauty sleep i get ugly sleep.

Seth Kuhlmann | By: Rick Day ADON | Issue #2

Home from school early. No classes today but talked about career shit and I’m just about done with all this bullshit that’s making me more scared and stressed about my future.

i always try to give everything i have to my friends. i love and support them and i dont want anyone to be sad or hopeless, ever. i literally try to boost their self esteem every day and be completely honest with them, remind them how amazing they are and praise their best real attributes (not just blow smoke up their asses). 

but the horrible shit i turn around and say to myself each and every day

if i said that shit to them, the awful things i think and feel about myself and my body, if i directed those comments to others, they'd never talk to me. they'd probably hate me.

im having a fucking mind explosion right now this shit is crazy my BODY IS MY FRIEND TOO WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING FOR 16 YEARS WHY AM I SO RUDE TO ME

jesus crhist wahtt is thIS

about to cry. holy shit. fuck. 

did kim possible become stoppable

did phil go back to the future

did cory get out of the house

“For some reason, I am moved by the female form, as seen from the side, or diagonally from behind. Like a feeling of waiting to chase after and restrain something that passes by, or passes through. You could call it a feeling of “missing” something. A lingering scent is the same. A kind of feeling of longing for something. There is always an adoration for women in me which resembles the temptation I have for things that have passed me by. And so I can only see a woman as someone who passes by, a person who disappears. Therefore the “Back” is important to me. I think clothes should be made from the back, and not the front. The back supports the clothes, and so if it is not properly made, the front cannot exist.”

ー Yohji Yamamoto

i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck

so this is one of them.

it's over a year old but i feel like i look exactly the same. clearly i needed more sleep. and still do