Every time a looper dies in the timeloop an Angel gets it's Wings. Used to be the Angels would Put a bunch of people in timeloops for Maximum wingyness but then they figured Out that it actually creates less human misery If they Just make one Guy do all the timeloops so now they've Just been throwing him in new loops whenever He escapes over and over again. That's an Angels Idea of Mercy i guess

Instead of it saying ‘secret third thing’ on polls, it said ‘fuck you, I’m gay.’

I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

my brain produced the phrase “can’t get a moment of homoerotic peace” the other day and now i can’t stop saying it

Sick people beg for doctors offices to be open on Christmas only to get some asshole going "oh what, you wanna FORCE people to WORK on CHRISTMAS????"

Bitch I don't get to decide when my stomach gets a hole eaten into its lining. Also I've been denied multiple jobs just for saying I need shabbat off because I'm Jewish and forbidden from working on shabbat. But I'm probably gonna be forced to anyways when I find one. Maybe we should idk HIRE MORE NON-CHRISTIANS IN THE HEALTHCARE INDUSTRY. MAYBE WE WOULDN'T HAVE THIS PROBLEM IF HEALTHCARE WASN'T SO DOMINATED BY CHRISTIANS. MAYBE WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO JUST PUT UP WITH THE PAIN AND SICKNESS IF YOU JUST HIRED MORE NON-CHRISTIANS TO WORK IN YOUR DOCTOR'S OFFICES. THEN NO CHRISTIANS WILL BE FORCED TO WORK ON THEIR SACRED HOLIDAYS AND WE WON'T HAVE TO IGNORE SERIOUS HEALTH ISSUES THAT DECIDED NOT TO PAY ATTENTION TO THE CALENDAR. MAYBE THIS WOULD EVEN BE BETTER FOR EVERYONE INVOLVED.

Lego Swimming Pool Layout

Just a timelapse.

Amputation (1968)

— by Odd Nerdrum

abstract and modern art haters are sooo snobby like klein literally Created an entirely new pigment and then painted a canvas in a way where the brush strokes wouldn't be visible. the insinuation that people with no skill could reproduce that is so annoying because unless you are skilled at color mixing and painting you definitely couldn’t lmao

I need to (remembers to not make casual suicide jokes in order to encourage a more outwardly positive mindset and healthy conversational environment in my day to day life) kill myself

RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

popular "average monkey learns one new thing a day" statistic incorrect. Curious Georg,