lightly-salted-icecream
a quiver of aros
tired aromantic. welcome to the void. any pronouns, this is my main blog, my art blog is @salty-scribbles
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hey im leaving this blog and remaking as @creaturetap ! if anyone wants to follow me there or whatever
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i am shrunken down and brought to the gnome world and when i attempt to assimilate to their culture I use an acorn cap as a hat and they all laugh cheerfully at my silly mistake of wearing what they use as a bowl like a cap and though this is a transgression that would have humiliated me in my human life I am instead laughing alongside them at my humorous misunderstanding
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came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat
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i think if you block someone it should play an explosion animation on their dashboard but not say what happened or who . just like battleship
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My first five Monster Mashtobers are all done and now for sale here as mini prints and stickers!
The designs are Smile Monster, Spotted Sphinx, Sea Serpent, Lamassu, and Hellhound. This is my personal Monster Mashtober! So what does this entail? No themes, no lists, no following other people's rules. Just me drawing some ghosts, folklore creatures, cryptids!
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if parks and rec was still being made they’d do a bit where ron swanson has to wear a pronouns name tag and it’d just be “???/???” And it’d cut to a talking head of him going
“I’ve been a fool all this time. It’s bad enough the government knows my name, but now they want to know my gender? So I’m not letting them know my preferred pronouns. As far as I’m concerned, no one in this building should refer to me at all.”
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my favorite thing about griffin as a dm is that he taught himself how to write and produce original music for taz but refused to learn the 5e ability checks
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pulling up to the function scared and puffed up
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the next big Marvel villain is gonna be named “Killworker” or something and his catchphrase is gonna be “workers of the world unite, we have nothing to lose but our chains” and he’s gonna slit a child’s throat as he says it
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Oh sunk-cost fallacy, we're really in it now. We are in fact so really in it that if we quit now then everything we did would have all been for nothing and so we have to keep going in
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Listen, there's no secret mankind won't one day know and perhaps regret knowing
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is this even funny i dont think its funny im not putting it in the tags
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